Reblog In 2.45 Seconds Or This Humpty Dumpty Egg Shaped Being Will Appear In Your Bedroom At Midnight

reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour

NEWT SCAMANDER REAL LIFE LICKED A FLOOR TO FIND TINA GOLDSTEIN MY WIG JUST FLEW TO A WHOLE NEW GALAXY

dobby: What will Master Malfoy be wanting to drink?

draco: The tears of my enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

dobby:

dobby: We be having jasmine tea, Master Malfoy.

draco: Oh, jasmine. Yes, I’ll have that.

Now that I'm thinking again, let's not forget those pink jeans he's wearing in the last episode.

Soy luna is over for almost a month now, but Matteo with a Prince Suit will never leave my mind. That was the most precious thing my eyes have seen. I mean, THANK YOU TO WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

Soy luna is over for almost a month now, but Matteo with a Prince Suit will never leave my mind. That was the most precious thing my eyes have seen. I mean, THANK YOU TO WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

SHE IS WEARING THE FREAKING ROSE IN HER HAIR OMG. AND DID YOU SEE THEIR HANDS TOUCHING? I'M DEAD. IS THIS PARADISE?