Can We Go Out For Fried Chicken?

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

For you and @orchiddarling; great minds think alike.

   You both ask it at the same time. Merlin grinned at you over the rim of his glass and threw back the remaining liquid. He stood up and pulled on his jacket, offering you a hand to help you down from the bar stool. You stuffed some cash in the tip jar and took his hand.

   The air outside the pub was cool and Merlin had one long arm wrapped around your wait. It felt perfect.You aren’t completely drunk, but tipsy enough to bump hips with him as you walked.

   By the annoyed look the cashier gave you it’s clear that you’re not the first drunk customers they’ve served and you wouldn’t be the last.

   “This was such a good idea.” Merlin sounded like he’s salivating. He took a huge bite from a thigh and closed his eyes. He’s not leaning back or moaning, but it’s a near thing. You make some noise of agreement, because your mouth is full of salty, savory, goodness. You were enjoying this so much. Why was food tastier when you were drunk? It wasn’t fair to sober you.

   “Oh fuck.” You blurted as an amazing idea came to you. You went to the counter and got another order of fried chicken. Merlin raised his eyebrows in question. “Chicken and waffles. For breakfast tomorrow.”

   He paused chewing, processing what you said. He put the chicken down and blinked. “What did I do to deserve you?” He looked like he was getting teary eyed.

"you are already turned on?" with harry hart ? :)

NSFW MEME —

If it hadn’t been for the extensive training you’d received as a Kingsman agent, you certainly would have been sitting in a puddle of drool by now.  

Harry had been fitted in a tight three piece navy suit showing off his trim figure and long legs.  You’d practically had to sign a disclosure agreement for wardrobe to let you borrow the Tony Ward dress you were wearing, holding hands on top of the table after getting photos of your target’s dining party on the way in. All the other patrons were busy gawking over the rushing waiters and fancy food - but you and Harry couldn’t take your eyes off of each other.

“I can’t wait to rip that fucking dress off you when we get home...” he mutters, feeling his hand land on your calf and start to work their way up your leg. “Ah, ah, ah mister! You’re not going to rip this dress. Do you have any idea how much it co-oh!-” You couldn’t help yourself from trailing off as he reached the apex of your thighs, shooting you a knowing smirk over the rim of his glasses.

“You are already turned on — ?  If your dress is as soaked as your knickers, you’re in deep trouble.”

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Prompt! “Swallow it all of it” with Harry Hart?! Love your writing!

NSFW MEME —

It had taken you a while to convince Harry to let you give him head.

Don’t get me wrong - he was never hesitant to go down on you, sometimes bringing you to three or four orgasms before he thought of himself. Naturally it had taken a bit of bribery on your part to convince him to swap places.

That was almost a year ago. Your Harry had come a long way from meekly grabbing at your hair to propping himself up against the headboard, a tight grip on your hair as he quickly approached his orgasm. “That’s it, darling. Do you want me to cum in that gorgeous mouth of yours?” 

The eager groan you gave in reply sent shock waves through his body, no sooner said than done before he’s pushed over the edge. “That’s it… swallow it. All of it. Such a good girl.” 

You’re both shaking by the time you lick away the last drop, Harry fumbling to tug you further up the bed to show you his appreciation.

Can we get some harry hart x ginger maybe?

I’m sorry, but I only write reader inserts! 

If any of my followers know of someone who would be willing to write Harry x Ginger, help the anon out?