You Write Harry Hart So Well! I Look Forward To The Next Reader Insert With Him, Keep Up The Great Work!

You write Harry Hart so well! I look forward to the next reader insert with him, keep up the great work!

Oh my gosh, thank you so much! Can I keep you??

#😂😂😂

Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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I’m sorry you guys, I haven’t gotten much sleep the last few days and I’m completely worn out. I’ll get back on the coherent human train once I rest up. 

Harry Hart was a handsome man in his fifties, and he wore the Kingsman suit as if it were a second skin. He moved with precision and economy of motion, and he spoke the same way. His tone was emotionally balanced, even detached at times, but there were notes of warmth and good humor there, if you knew how recognize them. His normal expression was one of benign politeness, but his eyes told a different story. They radiated a focused intensity that indicated a man of keen intellect who was deeply aware of his surroundings, and who always had a plan to kill everyone in the room if necessary.

— Kingsman: the Golden Circle the Official Movie Novelization

Angry Scotsman

Characters: Reader, Merlin, Harry Hart, Roxy Morton and Eggsy Unwin Warnings: swearing Tags: @cyber-nya @whirlybirbs @missredherring @kingsman-fam @imaginethekingsman @im-an-elf99 @multifandommandy @fishofmordor A/N: Based off this video. I’m in literal tears what the hell am I doing

The one time Merlin joins you all on a group field mission, he gets himself into one of the most…unique situations. None of you knew how, or why, or what the hell happened. 

Merlin got himself stuck on a fucking rooftop.

One minute, you was all descending from a rather small rooftop, one by one. The next thing you know, you hear “The one time I come on a fuckin’ mission.” In a familiar Scottish drawl, and you all spin around on your heels to be faced with Merlin crouched on a rooftop, looking rather lost.

The group of you erupted into laughter, and Merlin looked less than impressed, to say the least. Eggsy pulls out his phone, This is e-mail gold, he thought to himself. The camera was met with the stare of one very, very, agitated Scotsman. “Fuck off, with your fookin’ phone, in m’ fookin’ face.” 

Poor Merlin was just making the situation more and more entertaining by the minute. Trying to remain serious and ‘professional’, Harry spoke up amongst the laughter of you, Eggsy and Roxy. “You could always try to jump, Merlin? It’s not too high.” He stated, looking up at Merlin from the ground.

“Yeah, jump. It’s not like you have to jump that far anyway, since your legs are already quite long.” You added, coughing back a giggle as you watched the drama unfold. None of you were prepared for what happened next. 

“WHERE THE FOOK AM I MEANT TO JUMP, EH? I CANNAE JUMP TO THE GROUND BECAUSE I’LL BREAK M’ FOOKIN’ LEGS, ARE YOU FOOKIN’ MENTAL?” Merlin shouted, and Harry finally broke his composure and let out a chuckle at his struggling comrade. This only agitated Merlin more, and he made that quite clear. 

Was that Gaelic he started ranting in?

“Merlin, look, you’re not going to break your legs from jumping down from that roof. It’s perfectly safe, you’re just overreacting.” You said, folding your arms across your chest. 

“THAT’S HOW AGITATED I’M GETTIN’, YOU’VE REALLY FOOKIN’ AGITATED ME.” 

With some coaxing, supportive words and bribes of KFC, Merlin finally jumped from the roof. Luckily, sustaining no injuries, apart from a bruised ego. 

The next day, when everyone received an email from Eggsy titled “Angry Scottish Man Stuck On A Roof”, you started to learn some pretty grotesque words in Gaelic.