Death Island Was Actually So Fucking Shit The Action Was Bad, The Writing As Always Was Bad, But Almost

Death Island was actually so fucking shit 😭 The action was bad, the writing as always was bad, but almost on fucking par with ID shit. It's just a little bit better because AT LEAST they try to do something with the character's trauma and stuff.

Jill was actually the only character ever in this movie and honestly it should've just been her, Chris and Rebecca so they can be trapped together and actually TALK about the trauma they've gone through, and actually act as a parallel to Dylan.

The movie was actually just cut...SO poorly, it's nowhere as fun as Vendetta was with it's perspective and cool ass shoots. Every time we cut to something different I groaned so hard because it just WASN'T the time to do so.

The dialogue... I don't even wanna talk about it. 😭

Vendetta stands as the best RE movie and that is ... such a low bar 😭

i would LOVE some nsfw headcanons with marik/yami marik!!! preferably transmasc/gender neutral afab reader but im cool with whatever, as long as you are!

Did someone say NSFW of my favorite boy? Don't mind if I do~

Content: Marik/Yami Marik (separately) x GN!Reader

Warnings: 18+, minors DNI. Yami Marik, choking in the pillow, degradation, Yami Marik treats you like an object

Notes: This is a little short, couldn't think of many headcanons. Reader's gender isn't specified, but has a brief mention of AFAB anatomy

He's a little fucking flirt when he's horny.

He'd put his warm hands on your hips and mumbles some sweet nothings in your ear to get you all hot and bothered.

When your face gets red, he teases you about it, all while his hot breath is on your ear. He then begins to gently tug at your hips, trying to get you to leave the room with him

Now alone with him in the room, he's loud about what he wants to do to you

Finds it really hot if you strip him and he strips you, instead of stripping yourselves

He loves using foreplay against you

He's teasing you with his tongue and his fingers until you're quivering beneath him, and even then he doesn't let up

He fucking LOVES being praised for how he treats you in bed. He eats any and all compliments up. Even outside the bedroom it gives him the biggest ego boost

Regular Marik wouldn't be into degredation, but Yami Marik would be calling you all sorts of things and insulting you as he carried on with foreplay. "Oh? You must like this, you slut. You're so wet for me..."

Both Marik's would honestly hate being tied down in any way, or choked. Being hurt in general is a turn off for him. But Yami Marik finds it hot when he hurts you.

Regular Marik treats you like an actual person during sex, giving you the same pleasure that he's getting from you, and allowing you both to finish fairly

Yami Marik however, treats you like an object. You might be able to cum from the friction, but Yami Marik is much more concerned with his own climax than yours. He's very rough and leaves bruises, and won't really care if you're in pain afterwards.

Regular Marik's favorite positions would be ones he could see your face in. Missionary, mating press, cowgirl, etc.

Yami Marik's favorite positions would be ones where you're facing away. Doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc. He loves shoving your head into the pillow during doggy. You can't breathe well and it causes you to become tighter which he loves.

Regular Marik can be rough if you asked, but would never ever get to whatever the hell Yami Marik is on. He finds that kind of treatment horrible, and he believes sex is supposed to be an act of trust and love between two people

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Bucky Barnes Relationship HC's

It was my birthday this past weekend, and this is my birthday gift to myself. Hope y'all enjoy!

Content: (mostly) Post CW Bucky x Fem! Reader

Warnings: Talk about PTSD, (minimal) couple fights, cheesy Bucky lol

Notes: Bucky is working with the Avengers in this

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Something everybody seems to agree on, is that Bucky is clingy.

When he's away on missions, he tries to call you every night so he can hear you before bed. When you're away on missions, he can't sleep until you call him. You forget one night? Oh well, he's not sleeping. He's worried about you but he won't mention it to anyone else. He'll silently freak out by himself until you call.

He has nightmares, he likely always will. This makes him kind of a bad bedmate, but he doesn't mean to move so much. I would suggest taking melatonin so you can get some actual sleep.

Speaking of his nightmares, when he wakes up from them, he never wants to wake you. 9/10 times though, you've been awake for a little bit before him. He feels bad, and sometimes he'll run from you, or he'll seek out comfort.

If he runs from you, it's because he can't handle human interaction in that moment. PTSD reactions or waking up from nightmares make people feel very vulnerable, and some don't like feeling that way, and run somewhere they know is safe for them to hide until they calm down. Think of a turtle hiding in it's shell.

If he seeks out comfort, it'll go something like this;

Bucky yells as he shoots up, eyes wide and glossy. His body feels too cold despite being under the blanket with you, like he's overexposed. He looks around the room as he breathes heavily, trying to slow his heart rate. Nobody else is in here. Nobody but him and you. That's right, he...he got away.

His gaze shoots over to you as you stir and look up at him. You two stare at each other for a moment before you speak. "Nightmare?"

Bucky swallows his spit and nods. You adjust a little before lifting up the blanket. "Want some cuddles, Bucky?"

Bucky nods wordlessly, quickly settling next to you. He can feel your warm arms sliding around his body, encasing it with a certain weight that comforts him. He's here, next to you, safe and sound. No injuries. No fighting. No more being cold.

"Wanna talk about it?" You mumble against his skin.

"Don' feel like it right now, doll." Bucky wraps his arms around you, pulling you impossibly closer. "But...thank you."

"Yeah, of course." You nod, yawning. "Love you, Buck."

"Love you too, (Y/n)."

Normally, Bucky is pretty playful with you. He'll be flirty with you, share jokes, tell you anything and everything that's on his mind, and sometimes will just take your hand and start dancing around with you. He'll teach you how to waltz if you don't know how already.

He likes to learn about newer century stuff with you, but be patient with him if he doesn't understand something.

Although sometimes, he likes to learn different pieces of media and surprise you with his knowledge later (like in FATWS when he knows about the Hobbit)

It's also no secret that he's such a romantic. You cannot tell me this man wouldn't keep track of your anniversaries and birthdays every year.

You were making yourself a snack in the kitchen when Bucky walked in with a smirk. You looked up and gave him a smile. "Hey handsome, how you doing today?"

"Very well, now that I've seen you." Bucky strides to you.

"Oh? You weren't doing well before?"

"I'm at my best when my best girl is here." Bucky gently brings your hand to his lips, giving it a kiss.

You feel your face heat up, and Bucky chuckles. He loves when your face gets all rosy. He then turns your body to face him fully, your left hand going on his shoulder and your right hand staying in his own. His free hand goes to your waist, and he opens his mouth to speak again. "FRIDAY, play A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square by Glenn Miller."

FRIDAY made a small beep before answering, "Certainly."

You heard the old 40's crackle in the song as the man sang, and Bucky led the waltz around the kitchen island. No matter how many times you two have waltzed, neither of you can pry your eyes away from each other. As the song ended, Bucky stopped your movement, and just swayed in place. You moved your arms up to his neck, and his other hand went to your waist. Bucky gave you a soft, sweet kiss as the last musical note ended.

"Happy anniversary, doll."

"Oh Buck, you romantic." You grinned. "Happy anniversary, my love."

He'll also write you love letters if he's away on a mission for a while. He's not quite the poet, but he tries, lol. It's one of the only things left of him you have after the snap. That also means on birthday cards and stuff, you'll find his love notes for your eyes only, detailing how you make him feel, his favorite things you did that day, how you illuminate his life, it's all very cheesy. I love him.

Gets you bouquets of flowers because he saw them and thought of you (cause the flowers were pretty).

If you're into LOTR/Hobbit and show him the movies, he'd be ecstatic. He really liked the Hobbit when it came out, and to see it in movie form with you makes it so much better.

He'd want to be into your interests too. He wants to watch your favorite movies, see your favorite shows, know/read your favorite books, etc. He wants to connect with you on every level. He's stuck to you like glue.

Fights with him rarely happen, but it happens if he's already in a bad mood or is tired from a mission. The arguments can turn nasty, and he really doesn't mean to, but the person he loves and trusts the most is angry at him right now - so it's only fair he's the same way, right? Wrong, that's just the PTSD talking.

You two don't tend to stay mad at each other for very long. The most he has managed to stay mad at you was two days, before he was trying to find a way to apologize, unless you apologized first (depending on the situation). He likes being able to talk through the problem with you, it makes him smile the brightest smile after the issue is resolved, no matter how small. Not even Tony could break his stride.

He's not too fond of extreme PDA, but he'll keep his arm around your shoulders and give you a peck on the cheek here and there. Although, to annoy Tony or Sam, he might just grab you and give you a big, wet, passionate kiss on the lips. But what he'll never do is smack your ass or make any sexual remark or gesture in front of the others. He wants to keep your dignity and whatever is left of his.

Also expect random compliments here and there. Even if you're doing the most menial tasks, or on your lazier days.

You were texting Wanda while waiting for your toast to be done, yawning. You were in baggy lounge wear, and you hadn't done your morning routine yet. Bucky walked in, his hair already brushed and clearly ready for the day. He stops and looks you up and down before leaning against the doorframe, letting out a whistle.

The whistle makes you look up and give him a smile. "Morning, Buck."

"Morning sweetheart." Bucky flashed you a grin.

You just chuckled, then turned to grab your toast as it popped out. Bucky came up behind you and put his hands on your hips, leaning down to kiss your shoulder. "Why're you so cute, huh?"

"I'm not a mirror, Buck."

"Oh, you're mistaken. I'm very clearly looking at my wonderful girlfriend." Bucky laid his head on your shoulder, giggling at his own remark.

Your face heats up, even though he's said this to you multiple times before. "Aw, Buck..."

He kisses your shoulder again, moving his arms so they fully wrap around you. You take a bite of your toast, then move it to him to offer a bite. He bites into the toast and hums, satisfied.

When you guys go to bed, he's almost always big spoon. He likes holding you and protecting you. What better way to do that than holding you close while you both sleep? It's also a soothing way to get him to sleep. He feels your body move as you breathe - it's like the calmest sleep asmr for him, haha.

But that means if you get up to go to the bathroom or get a glass of water, he's waking up too. In his dreams he can feel something moving against him, and that causes him to wake up and make sure you're okay. Sometimes he'll wait for you to get back and pretend he was asleep, other times he'll follow cause he doesn't want to be alone.

If he has a nightmare though, he moves in his sleep. So his body will pry himself away from you, but it gives him a better chance to run and recover by himself if he needs to.

Definitely feels like you're the girl he's gonna settle down with. He just hopes you like the ring he picked out.

God the urge to Marvel post and be cringe on main

Content: Eyeless Jack HC's

Warnings: Obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, toxic relationship, emotional manipulation, he chains you to the bed without permission but asks permission for everything else, cannibalism. Viewer discretion is advised. Minors stay away.

Notes: Inspired by my Toby list, and the song I LOVE YOU HOE (w/ 9lives) by Odetari.

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(Art by Kageniec on DeviantArt)

❥General

First lets nail down his personality, it'll make this easier for all of us.

Jack is normally portrayed as a quiet and reserved guy, normally sticking to the shadows and observing.

It's hard to befriend him, he doesn't normally associate with anybody regularly, he's just kind of...around. He'll patch up other creeps and join in on movie nights, but he'll likely not say anything. You'll also never catch him without his mask.

If you see black splotches on the floor, that's Jack.

He does have a mating season, but I think nobody really knows about it. If he's not in his lab, then he's locked away in his room.

He's very territorial about his things. If you take something of his, he will track you down and get it back.

He's a big gloomy demon that wants nothing to do with the world (other than harvesting organs).

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❥Romantic

First things first, this will not be a healthy or normal relationship by any means. With that in mind, continue on lovelies (TW's are posted in the warnings above).

Jack is normally pretty good at finding out when new people enter the mansion. He doesn't like, sense them or anything, but he's just very observant.

He's also pretty introverted and quiet, so he's not really gonna say anything to you or come up to you first, you're gonna have to do that.

I feel like he's the kind of person that would have to even consider someone to be friends for a while before even thinking about romance. You don't have to be a demon, you could honestly be anything.

If you manage to befriend him, he'll act like a cat. He'll find some obscure thing he thinks you'll like and either leave it at your bedroom door, or quickly slip it to you before walking away. He might not talk to you so much, but that's okay. He's like that with everybody.

I think you'd only be able to romance him through cheesy pickup lines. At first he despises them and thinks you're messing with him. But then he grows to like them.

Eventually he becomes so attached to it that it becomes his favorite part of the day. He'll come seek you out bump into you in the day so he can talk to you and maybe pry out a pickup line or two from you.

He becomes so into it that he might actively become territorial over you, and try to limit your interactions, which would limit the chances of you giving others pickup lines.

This would be around the time he mght try to romance you himself. Aside from staring (?) at you longingly from across the room, he would attempt to court you by bringing you flowers. No one knows where he got them from. He'd compliment you and go so far as to run his hand through your hair or place his arm around your shoulders if you'd let him.

He'd eventually grow impatient with trying to hint at you, and would straight up tell you he likes you.

As he warms up to you, he'll be a little more chatty, and would drag you into the shadows with him

He's territorial, and only feels safe with you talking to the other creeps when he's standing next to you. If he's not next to you, don't think about it. It can be a little isolating if he's not with you in the mansion.

Would try to make you move into his room once the relationship has gone on for a while. When you do move in, he installs cameras so he can see you when he's away on his harvest missions.

Might instill a curfew for you to be in the room, and always knows if you don't make that curfew.

If you two have a fight about his possessive and obsessive behavior, his excuse is that he's lost everyone else since his transformation, and he's scared of losing you. This is true, but he also saying it so you don't break up with him. It works, and you comfort him.

I don't think he'd show you his face until he hits his first mating season with you. Before it happens, his behavior would be dialed up to 11, and you'd have fights about it. During those fights is when he'd tell you about his upcoming mating season.

It's a heat cycle for him that lasts a few months every year (spring), and he lays down the law for you. You're his mate, so he's going to be protective over other competition and want you to listen to him 24/7. When the season starts, he'll want you 24/7.

With your permission, he'd mate you. During sex, if you'd asked him to take off his mask, he would do so. He'll kiss you to claim you, then move to your neck to begin biting and sucking hickies into your neck.

His mating season really amps him up, and so he'll eventually tie you to the bed. Whether that be by rope, cuffs, twine, anything really, he doesn't care. He'll chain you there until his cycle is over so no other creep can take you.

He still makes sure the sex is consensual, and if you tell him no he will back off. It's hard for him, but he'll step into his bathroom to take care of himself.

When he lets you go, you'll get into a fight about what he did. His excuse is, again, losing you and his mating cycle heightening everything. It works again, and you stay with him despite it.

He'll get into the habit of taking off his mask when it's just you two in his room. That way, he knows nobody will barge in.

He likes to cuddle too, but this man is fucking cold. He likes curling up in your side, because you're just so warm...

He likes putting his head on your chest to hear your heartbeat when you cuddle too. Part of it is his cannibalistic desire to consume you so nobody really can take you away, but part of it is a reminder that you're still alive, something he doesn't plan on changing soon.

Jack is a cannibal, and you need to remember that and keep track of his food stores, especially around his mating season. Otherwise, he might just get hungry and begin to devour you alive and not realize it until he's done.

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AM I HALLUCINATING WHAT IS GOING ON.