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Sorry I can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
Mokuba to Kaiba Corp. Employees: On Thursday we’ll be having another chess tournament.
Mokuba: Given Seto’s uninterrupted fiffty-three week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.
Joey: Hey Yugi sometimes I find myself missing Pharaoh.. do you still think about him a lot?
Yugi:
Wanna know what my low key pet peeve with Seto x (anyone) fic is? How he is always portrayed as a major workaholic who cares about nothing but his job.
Ummmm excuse me sweetie but are we talking about the same Kaiba who went to not just one but TWO duel tournaments just Bc he wanted to beat that small funky dude?? Didn’t he like idk put one on?? Didn’t those both last for days?? Didn’t his cost a shit ton of money and funding??
Are we talking about the same Kaiba who literally owns a theme park and a blue eyes white dragon jet?? Give me chaotic neutral Kaiba who does literally everything and anything to keep his employees on their toes. I bet you that half the time everyone at Kaiba Corp. gets so fed up with his shit of leaving and not doing work whenever he wants
Employee: Sir where is Mister Kaiba he had a 4 o clock meeting with the USA bra-
Mokuba: he’s dueling Yugi
Employee:
Honestly who doesn’t love the Kaiba family to bits
Happy birthday to my queen!!!
Will you swipe left or right?
Will you swipe left or right?
Reading Seto x Reader fics with Mokuba being the wingman is really an eye opener
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS
If any seto x reader fic involves mokuba being setos wingman AND your BFF I’m automatically invested. Don’t look me dead in the eye and tell me Mokuba wouldn’t kill to be just invested in Setos love life.
Your memes are anything but poor. You’re a godsend giving us content related to the greatest anime and games ever.
All my followers are legit the best. Every single time I post I am barraged with a billion notes no matter what it is about. Y’all truly are godsend for treating me as well as you do. The yugioh fandom can have its discourses at times but I have truly never been mistreated. I will continue to give out a plethora of memes I promise.
It took hours for me to perfect this please notice me
Honey: PLEASE TELL ME IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH NEW WAD OF CASH PLEASE
Yugi: Guys guys! Let’s just take a vote-
Téa: Oooh a secret vote! Everybody close your eyes.
*everyone closes their eyes*
Ishizu: We will not know the results.
Tristan: Well, say your vote out loud.
Seto: We’ll know each other’s voices dork.
Joey: Malik’s got a point.
@staff do you fear god
Joey x Reader fics: Savy, cute, funny Yami/Yugi x Reader: Sweet, meaningful, slightly comedic Seto x Reader fics: ALL SIN ALL LUST JFC SETO MOKUBA’S STANDING RIGHT THERE
Ok so we know Kaiba is Extra™. But could you please write a top 3 of characters who could at least compete with him to steal the crown.
Oh god please don’t take away the only man I love that’s actually a hard one uH
1.) Probably Pharaoh Atem?
2.) IsHiZu iSHTAR (LOVE THAT WOMAN)
3.) maaaaaaaai valeNTIIIINE
These are the top three probably not in any specific order??? I love the sassy powerful characters. They please mE.
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
OMFG THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST THING ANYONES ADDED TO ANY OF MY POSTS OML YeS
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
Atem: Hey Mokuba, what’s going on?
Mokuba: Teenage rebellion!
Atem, a 5000 year old spirit: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!
Seto: Mokuba, Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yes Seto?
Seto: Getting kidnapped?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Telling lies?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Where are you tHEN??
Pegasus: Ha Ha Ha!