We Can't Ibuprofen Our Way Outta This One Boys

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

can you write some possessive sukuna headcanons if you haven’t already, please?

i’m starved 😩😩

oh dearie, im not sure if i have anything new to add to possessive!sukuna that hasnt already been said! but i shall try anyway

edit after finishing this; im so sorry this became something more than just possessive sukuna oops 🙈

im feeling for a bit of toxicity td so a little nsfw warning for those who dont like high doses of possessiveness (also its a bit yandere)

well, for starters, sukuna is a secure man in literally everything else but when it comes to love, he's a bit thrown off the rails.

mans has never had to work for someones affection, or work to keep someones affection since he didnt care in the first place

so if he really really really likes someone, he gets kind of lost...

i mean, you cant force someone to love you yk?

hes used to killing cutting people off if things dont go the way he wants but he cant do that anymore

i guess thats what i think leads him to be possessive over his lover

he would definitely eliminate people who he thinks are a threat to his relationship in one way or another

once you become his, he quite literally sees you as someone who belongs to him

he doesnt appreciate low lives giving him glances and especially doesnt appreciate low lives glancing at you

if he catches you being too friendly with someone, his insecurity isnt easy to interpret, since he merely mocks you for it

bullies you relentlessly for having the gall to “flirt” with someone so inferior to him

ofc it leads to possessive sex, where he “proves” that you could only ever be his

“could they ever fuck you like this? look at you, pushed to tears from my cock.”

once he deems that hes seen enough remorse from you he will wipe the wetness from your cheeks away and be gentle with you again

he keeps you physically close most of the time, in case you stray away

is also the definition of “if i cant have you, no one can”

i see a lot of people thinking he had many concubines or multiple partners but i respectfully digress because

things get messy when theres too many at once and who has the time for that anyway? he likes to keep things nice and simple and stick to just one

also he may be a possessive man, but not a hypocritical one

just as he despises the thought of you fucking around with others, he will keep his focus on you only

and finally, he likes to remind you that “you’re mine” when hes playing around with your body, whether it be your hair or your hands

“these pretty little fingers. all mine, aren’t they?”

Masterlist

Could we get some fluffy NSFW hc's of any TFP characters of your choice with their smol human gf?

Yes, yes of course! Also, apologies for the wait. I had a bunch of other requests come in. <3

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Content: Includes Megatron and Optimus Prime with a female reader

Warnings: NSFW so, minors, DNI

Notes: I'm getting my Transformers requests out, since they've been in my inbox for almost a month now. Then I'll get back to my newest requests <3

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Megatron

Very kinky

I'm talking like, BDSM, choking, biting, scratching, yanking of hair, etc.

But, he knows you're much more fragile than he is, so he (begrudgingly) goes off of your pain tolerance

If he's your first, then he wont go all out with your first time. He'll keep it vanilla with only biting and slight scratching

If you guys have been together or he's not yuor first, he's going to assume you can take it and will make the session a long one, going all out

You'll have to introduce him to the idea of a safeword, and that you both need to agree on one

He's most likely going to suggest weapons like blaster, canon, hammer

You choose hammer, since it sounds the coolest

Megatron has also never been with a partner with hair before, so when he finds out hair pulling is a kink, expect his servo to be tangled in your hair every time, regardless of him yanking on it or not

Megatron, if he's feeling soft, will tie you up and speak to you softly instead of the usual degrade/praise combo he gives. Now it's strictly praise and love

He'll wander his servos gently over your body, giving you light kisses and whispering praises and proclaiming his love to you for the millionth time

If he's feeling soft, he'll tell you to relax in your restraints and let him do all the work (as if he doesn't already lol)

He never lets you top btw, especially now

Usually he takes, as a partner. But when he's having a soft moment with you? He gives. Tonights all about you, baby.

His aftercare is usually okay, but in his soft moments, its especially romantic

Megatron will shower you in praise while inside of you, kissing you endlessly and servicing you

Basically becomes a service top

Optimus Prime

Intimate moments with Optimus are almost always soft

There are times where he's rough as hell with you, but he always makes up for it after (and also always asks beforehand if he can be rough)

Optimus is pretty vanilla, he prefers missionary. But sometimes he'll switch it up

Optimus always chases your pleasure. He doesn't mind if he doesn't finish. In his mind, only yours matters

Optimus is happy to take care of you whenever he's not busy, since he normally cannot afford to just drop everything for you at any given time

Optimus will trace his servos over your body slowly, smiling down softly at you, whispering about how you're the most beautiful creature he's ever seen

He'd let you top tonight, becoming a service bottom. He's a switch, but he mostly leans top

He'll softly kiss your neck, keeping you flush to him, big servos finally halting on your back

He softly proclaims his love for you, while encouraging you to roam him with your hands

Very passionate night, does anything he can to please you

Many many kisses and sweet words and praises come from him, as he softly holds you against him

His cool metal contrasts your warm skin, especially when his cool digits dip inside of you

if he's feeling particularly submissive, he'll let you do whatever you want to him (including tie him up-)

If you're kinkier than this mech, you're gonna have to show him the ropes. He's a soft dom, and again, very vanilla

But when you look into those pretty optics of his, as he lays above or below you, just begging for you to give him the okay

He's so much bigger than you, so even if he's not feeling soft, he's going to be gentle with you unless you've been together a while and he knows your limits

Still have a safeword set up with him, just in case

Might be something to do with fruit, like "apple" or something food-related in general

TMNT 2k3/2003 Incorrect Quotes

look at these dumbasses ❤️

also i’m pretty sure a lot of this is mikey

Mikey: bitch- haha! why you mad? cuz my pussy pops severely?? and yours don’t??

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Raph: mikey, stop.

Mikey, holding his phone while trying to slowly open his gift: alright, i’m out here...just tryna look at this gift raph got me...

Raph: mikey-! you touch the gift again, i’ll fuckin- snap your neck, and kill you.

Mikey, with Raph’s hand around his neck: what the fuck are you doING-

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Splinter: Leo, if you’re going to sneak out, just be quiet.

Leo: the floorboards in this place are made of 2,000 year old whale scrotum.

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All of them: a very good night to...

Leo, pointing at an aesthetic apartment room: ...pinterest bitches!

Donnie and Mikey, pointing at a room with a pride flag: ...those gay guys!

Raph, pointing at a room with flickering lights: ...and that poor bitch getting murdered on the 13th floor!

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Donnie: ayo Leo.

Donnie: did you know that if you put two fingers on your cheek it’s impossible to turn your head to the left?

Leo: does that

Donnie, smirking: onii-chan!

Leo: aaAAH-

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Raph: ...baby changing station...

Raph, covering his hand over the ‘c’: ...baby hanging station.

Everyone else: applause

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Donnie: ...if Jesus can walk on water...can he swim on land?

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Mikey, messing with autotune: that’s right-London!

trips

Also Mikey: æaeyëah-

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Mikey, picking up Klunk: you’re my friend now. we’re having soft tacos later!

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Splinter, watching his sons play their individual otamatone: if the four of you were performing on a subway, i would take money away from you.

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Leo: blows harmonica and hands it to Raph your turn.

Toddler!Raph, confused: ...AAAH-

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Donnie: you either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Mikey: we goin’ to McDonalds if i don’t do my work?!

Donnie: no!!

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Leo, learning from Mikey: I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE-NAED!

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Splinter, holding a harmonica: you play it, you get 100 million dollars...but 100 million people will die.

Raph: plays harmonica

Leo: Raph, no-

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Donnie: some unfortunate news, i positive tested for-

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Donnie: i positive tested for co-

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Donnie: i positive tested for bovid-

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Donnie: i po- i te- i povited- i povited tested for lo-

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Donnie: i pov- i povited- ip od-

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Donnie: i positive tested for poke- i pos- i- i tested for povid- i covited- for- for bovid-

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Donnie: i po- i positive tested for c- i got- i got a- i got a new roach :’’)

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Donnie: i- i positive tested for cov- i po- i tested positive for bo- i tested positive for both of them- i test-

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Donnie: i povited test- i pov- i po- i tested positive for covid...14 days in quarantine-

yees more tmnt fanart i know non of you asked for, but irewatching the 2003 version of the series so this might not be the last

turtles go brrrrrrrrrr

What do mine say about me??

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror