TMNT 2k3/2003 Incorrect Quotes

TMNT 2k3/2003 Incorrect Quotes

look at these dumbasses ❤️

also i’m pretty sure a lot of this is mikey

Mikey: bitch- haha! why you mad? cuz my pussy pops severely?? and yours don’t??

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Raph: mikey, stop.

Mikey, holding his phone while trying to slowly open his gift: alright, i’m out here...just tryna look at this gift raph got me...

Raph: mikey-! you touch the gift again, i’ll fuckin- snap your neck, and kill you.

Mikey, with Raph’s hand around his neck: what the fuck are you doING-

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Splinter: Leo, if you’re going to sneak out, just be quiet.

Leo: the floorboards in this place are made of 2,000 year old whale scrotum.

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All of them: a very good night to...

Leo, pointing at an aesthetic apartment room: ...pinterest bitches!

Donnie and Mikey, pointing at a room with a pride flag: ...those gay guys!

Raph, pointing at a room with flickering lights: ...and that poor bitch getting murdered on the 13th floor!

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Donnie: ayo Leo.

Donnie: did you know that if you put two fingers on your cheek it’s impossible to turn your head to the left?

Leo: does that

Donnie, smirking: onii-chan!

Leo: aaAAH-

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Raph: ...baby changing station...

Raph, covering his hand over the ‘c’: ...baby hanging station.

Everyone else: applause

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Donnie: ...if Jesus can walk on water...can he swim on land?

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Mikey, messing with autotune: that’s right-London!

trips

Also Mikey: æaeyëah-

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Mikey, picking up Klunk: you’re my friend now. we’re having soft tacos later!

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Splinter, watching his sons play their individual otamatone: if the four of you were performing on a subway, i would take money away from you.

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Leo: blows harmonica and hands it to Raph your turn.

Toddler!Raph, confused: ...AAAH-

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Donnie: you either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Mikey: we goin’ to McDonalds if i don’t do my work?!

Donnie: no!!

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Leo, learning from Mikey: I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE-NAED!

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Splinter, holding a harmonica: you play it, you get 100 million dollars...but 100 million people will die.

Raph: plays harmonica

Leo: Raph, no-

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Donnie: some unfortunate news, i positive tested for-

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Donnie: i positive tested for co-

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Donnie: i positive tested for bovid-

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Donnie: i po- i te- i povited- i povited tested for lo-

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Donnie: i pov- i povited- ip od-

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Donnie: i positive tested for poke- i pos- i- i tested for povid- i covited- for- for bovid-

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Donnie: i po- i positive tested for c- i got- i got a- i got a new roach :’’)

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Donnie: i- i positive tested for cov- i po- i tested positive for bo- i tested positive for both of them- i test-

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Donnie: i povited test- i pov- i po- i tested positive for covid...14 days in quarantine-

I'm not sure if he's an option but can I request like original greed headcannons? There's so little for that beautiful man I swear. Also if not that's ok too!! Have a good day!!

Oh, I thought I put him on my masterlist! Apologies, anon! He is an option <3

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Content: GN reader :D

Warnings: Greed (lol)

Notes: Apologies for the short pause in posts, got a little burnt out + had some irl stuff to attend to.

Edit 6/17/22: An anon messaged me about the artist. The picture below belongs to @ud-pbt :)

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General HC's:

I don't know why, but I feel like our man here loves ramen

The beef packs, mainly

While he boasts about wanting money, power, women, sex, status, glory...etc. he actually doesn't like fine dining too much

Don't get me wrong, he loves a 5 star meal and some good ass wine, but in a professional setting? He cannot do that often. He's too casual for shit like that

I headcanon that he's got pretty bad ADHD (could just be me projecting LMAOO)

Mans is always fidgeting and moving

He can't sit still. He's either twirling something in his hand, tapping his feet together, cracking his knuckles, pacing around, etc.

Martel hates when he paces around but he literally cannot help it

Makes too many jokes. "Your mom" ones in particular

Very impulsive, especially when buying things

Also can be very very petty. You do shit to him, and it’s on

Relationship HC’s:

Mean to everyone but you trope

Will absolutely tease you, though

Wont ever voice it, but he craves domesticity

He'll come over just to lay on top of you and scroll through his phone while you run your fingers through his hair and watch a show

Y'know those videos those girls take of their boyfriends, where they're all cutesy n whatever? Then the boys notice the camera and whip away and act all tough again? He's one of those dudes

But in public, you're rarely seen apart. He always has an arm around your shoulders, and when he doesn't, you're always to remain within eyesight of him. What's his is his afterall

His friends know the gig is up though. Martel once caught him calling you "honey" instead of "babe" and told everyone

Speaking of, Greed will only address you by your name or "babe" in front of his friends

Will ramble to you about something and randomly switch to a different topic in the middle of what he was saying

Loves to wrap his arms around your stomach to keep you close, especially while you cuddle

Is the clingiest when y'all cuddle

He's always big spoon btw most of the time

On some nights, if something went wrong during the day, he'll let you hold him while his face is in your chest (lol)

Takes you on dates a lot

Will randomly get you flowers, face flushed and embarrassed. He wont look at you until you take them

All in all: a big baby for you lol

Could we get some fluffy NSFW hc's of any TFP characters of your choice with their smol human gf?

Yes, yes of course! Also, apologies for the wait. I had a bunch of other requests come in. <3

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Content: Includes Megatron and Optimus Prime with a female reader

Warnings: NSFW so, minors, DNI

Notes: I'm getting my Transformers requests out, since they've been in my inbox for almost a month now. Then I'll get back to my newest requests <3

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Megatron

Very kinky

I'm talking like, BDSM, choking, biting, scratching, yanking of hair, etc.

But, he knows you're much more fragile than he is, so he (begrudgingly) goes off of your pain tolerance

If he's your first, then he wont go all out with your first time. He'll keep it vanilla with only biting and slight scratching

If you guys have been together or he's not yuor first, he's going to assume you can take it and will make the session a long one, going all out

You'll have to introduce him to the idea of a safeword, and that you both need to agree on one

He's most likely going to suggest weapons like blaster, canon, hammer

You choose hammer, since it sounds the coolest

Megatron has also never been with a partner with hair before, so when he finds out hair pulling is a kink, expect his servo to be tangled in your hair every time, regardless of him yanking on it or not

Megatron, if he's feeling soft, will tie you up and speak to you softly instead of the usual degrade/praise combo he gives. Now it's strictly praise and love

He'll wander his servos gently over your body, giving you light kisses and whispering praises and proclaiming his love to you for the millionth time

If he's feeling soft, he'll tell you to relax in your restraints and let him do all the work (as if he doesn't already lol)

He never lets you top btw, especially now

Usually he takes, as a partner. But when he's having a soft moment with you? He gives. Tonights all about you, baby.

His aftercare is usually okay, but in his soft moments, its especially romantic

Megatron will shower you in praise while inside of you, kissing you endlessly and servicing you

Basically becomes a service top

Optimus Prime

Intimate moments with Optimus are almost always soft

There are times where he's rough as hell with you, but he always makes up for it after (and also always asks beforehand if he can be rough)

Optimus is pretty vanilla, he prefers missionary. But sometimes he'll switch it up

Optimus always chases your pleasure. He doesn't mind if he doesn't finish. In his mind, only yours matters

Optimus is happy to take care of you whenever he's not busy, since he normally cannot afford to just drop everything for you at any given time

Optimus will trace his servos over your body slowly, smiling down softly at you, whispering about how you're the most beautiful creature he's ever seen

He'd let you top tonight, becoming a service bottom. He's a switch, but he mostly leans top

He'll softly kiss your neck, keeping you flush to him, big servos finally halting on your back

He softly proclaims his love for you, while encouraging you to roam him with your hands

Very passionate night, does anything he can to please you

Many many kisses and sweet words and praises come from him, as he softly holds you against him

His cool metal contrasts your warm skin, especially when his cool digits dip inside of you

if he's feeling particularly submissive, he'll let you do whatever you want to him (including tie him up-)

If you're kinkier than this mech, you're gonna have to show him the ropes. He's a soft dom, and again, very vanilla

But when you look into those pretty optics of his, as he lays above or below you, just begging for you to give him the okay

He's so much bigger than you, so even if he's not feeling soft, he's going to be gentle with you unless you've been together a while and he knows your limits

Still have a safeword set up with him, just in case

Might be something to do with fruit, like "apple" or something food-related in general

I can never thank you enough for all the good things your work has brought, the bonds and the fun in the story reflected on us and changed the lives of many. I know I wouldn’t have done half of the things I did in the past years if it weren’t for the adventure, art and characters you created and the passion and love you showed for your creations.

I, like thousands upon thousands of fans, have made so many new friends and met so many incredible and talented people thanks to you and I’ll forever be grateful to you for that.

 Rest in peace Sensei.⭐

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

HI! I’m still working on my stuff, I just hit a writer’s block but I should be back to writing fairly soon. I recently started reading the JJK manga (I’m on chapter 34 I believe, so season 1. No spoilers please) and I’m actually looking to drop a JJK masterlist soon, so…look out for that 👀