Grover Underwood Headcanons

He can get really emotional. But when he became the lord of the wild, he slowly learned to grow out of it.

He sings in the shower. Like, he’d literally be screaming his lungs out. He even choked on the water once cause he used the shower head as a mic and water got in his nose and mouth

When he’s mad, he grumbles to himself. When someone irritates him, he doesn’t want to hurt them so he just stops off and you can hear him grumbling

He’s really really fidgety. If he wasn’t completely focused on something, he’d keep moving. He’d either tap his hooves to the ground or bounce his legs. And the council of cloven elders had to get used to it. Though they were visibly annoyed and Grover knew it. Somehow, that made him satisfied

He likes pissing off the council of the cloven elders just for fun cause he didn’t really like them to begin with. Dionysus finds it amusing

On a way to a meeting, he’d spot Dionysus finishing up a pinochle game with Chiron to attend the meeting with the cloven elders. So, he’d sit down and they’d go for another round and they end up late and the rest of the council is irritated but they can do nothing about it

Grover is the kindest in the council and every satyr just loves him.

Sometimes, he’d accidentally slip out secrets. Not like, really big secrets, just small embarrassing stuff like the weird things Percy does or something embarrassing that happened to him. He usually does it when he’s nervous

He hates humans for polluting the earth and it shows and sometimes, the campers get scared of him. He’s really scary when he’s mad

When he sees improper segregation of trash at camp, he looses it. He once dumped the trash out and made the campers properly segregate the trash. All of them. There were no exemptions

He give lectures that would last for hours about taking care of nature and the campers despises it

The only one among the cloven elders who still helps the kids at camp half blood train

If he wasn’t chosen as the Lord of the wild, he probably would’ve put up an orchidarium or something like that

He’s the most responsible among all of the cloven elders, he’s the only you’d see helping Satyrs preach about the death of Pan and he also helps look for demigods

He always looks down on himself and Annabeth, Thalia, Percy and everybody else has to give him a lecture about why he’s the best satyr to ever exist

He has nightmares too. He’s been through so much and people should remember that. He’d have constant nightmares of being pulled towards Tartarus again or being in the cyclops cave. Most of them were about the war and watching so many people die

He has several marks around his body. Most were gotten from the war and everything before it. But some were also really recent ones

He’d accidentally bleat in public and he’d immediately dashes off when he does that. There was even once when he ran off and his cap fell and a kid saw him

You can easily tell what he’s feeling through his body language or expression

He’d torture Percy and Annabeth by reminding them about baby Percabeth

He’d also go on and on about how much they irritated him cause they were both so oblivious. And Annabeth plays along and agrees with things Grover says about Percy being so oblivious and they’d just stay there both torturing him

He does a canon ball whenever he gets into the water

He would brag about his friends at any chance he gets

He tends to over exaggerate things when he tells stories

When people praise him, he first acts bashful then he’d tell them stories and stories of all his adventures

He makes sound effects and even acts it out sometimes

Everyone just loves him. It’s rare to find someone who doesn’t like him