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The Monks hated my bald head they hated it I'm fucking crying I can't breathe they said they need more time to consider whether I am a good fit for the monastery. I don't understand I did the monk haircut but green like Kermit. I was so sure they would love it. I was so excited for them to be proud of me. I was so sure

::::33 < When were you mpregged 8efore?

When I gave birth to my son, Psii.

Thank you for the warning. I can not give birth again.

theres cum in the sea and you could be fishpreg so watch out

DONT SWIM IN THE OCEAN

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

I used to think I was Gerard Way when I was deluded by sick emos but now I know the truth;

I am the vessel of the Holy Spirit

I must mate with the vessel of evil and bring him to the light;

My dark priest

Tomorrow I have my hair appointment to cut my hair like how the monks used to do it but green. Get ready to call me the Monket Joker

make those twinks panties drop like joe biden from the election

I FUCKING HATE YOU THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT HE DROPPED OUT

^w^ do u wanna go frolick with me?

YAAAAYYYYYYY YAY YAY YAY WE ARE PLAYING! I AM JUST A SILLY LITTLE HORSEY!!!

Kermie being so cute and demure with his banana bread

And the rot has been kept up by sarasometimes !

hi im just wondering what the Fuck capital f was up with the rot? i've been gone since august or so. also what happened with buscelphalous (definitely misspelling that. tmj's h*rse brother) if you're alright with that aswell. many thanks

The rot was made by athena (mydarlingathena) while living in a black mold infested apartment. It was kept in the closet of the apartment and would be "consumed" by Sage and Athena (maybe Milton).

When Athena and Sage were evicted, it was kept in Sage's car, but I'm not sure after that.

The Croaker made up with Bucephalus by giving him an apology note (which Bucephalus ate). Promptly after, Bucephalus died. It's unclear whether the note is what cause or if Bucephalus was poisoned by Number four (tangent: who has been pretending to be Milton via the blog bastrrdorphan. Once again, not clear if Four did anything or is lying about Milton doing it.)

If you're interested in seeing the raw posts, there are many on my blog tagged by the names of subjects. (#bucephalus, #athena, #number four, etc.)

Can you tell the rot I love it? Thanks. }(]]]])

the rot loves you with a million tiny hearts

Croaker on a Cross

I need to come clean about something personal but I am wary of the judgement I will receive...

I have submitted an application to a monastery in my state and begun the process of becoming a novice monk. I have a complicated relationship with my faith and I believe this is a necessary step to making peace with God, especially after my recent struggles with the sin of greed (selling fake NFTs to my followers for hundreds of dollars). If this process goes any further, I may have to leave certain communities that are leading me to the Devil, such as the Hobby Horsing community and yes, even this Tumblr blog. I hope you all understand. Have a blessed night.

Gonna be honest I just installed Tumblr because of my love for muppet joker. I am now proud member of sisterhood <3

divine inspiration came upon me like joker upon kermit. there is no universe where I didn't paint this.

of course. I love the crunch.

? Who is inside me walls

I will grab the sledge hammer

? Who is inside me walls

maybe? but it sounds more human :(

? Who is inside me walls

? Who is inside me walls

Mods! Impregnate this muppet!

Mods! Impregnate me

Mrrw meow meow!! :3

Would it be ok if I meowed and purred a bit ?

Would it be ok if I meowed and purred a bit ?

im never deleting tiktok

the holy trinity