The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

Please do not post about wanting to fuck puppets if you do not mean it. It is fucking disrespectful to our community. It is 2024 and we are still kinkshaming and mocking others? At this rate all puppetfucking posts from blogs that do not prove to me that they mean it will be called out. I am done being silent.

What do the children look like? Which parent do they take after most? Also, hat did Muppet jr. do to incite your wrath?

Muppet Jr. Looks like a generic muppet but with the colors of a Joker. He is gothic because he hates me. He dyes his hair black but the roots come back green.

Vriska Two is my favorite child. She looks like a small Kermit with Vriska eyes, hair, and horns, as well as eyelashes to indicate Female. She dresses like a Disney Channel character because she had a happy childhood.

Bloodshadow is the Non Binary. They are made of shadows and always wear a cloak with a hood, as well as a sailor outfit, propellor hat (over the hood) and lollipop to indicate Child. They are the manifeststion of my inner darkness.

mine own kermit (eyeless like tmj's fallen plushie)

Last time Kermit penetrated me it caused pain and discomfort, even with the use of lube. Any advice from fellow puppet fuckers?