My Brother Has Blessed Me With His Wisdom:

My brother has blessed me with his wisdom:

This one’s gonna be tough chat, I don’t think I can do it

Side note- my brother has a gf, and let me tell you he is the biggest fucking dork ever and I will die before I stop making fun of him for it. This man volunteered to go FIGHT A FOREST FIRE near where his gf lives because she was complaining that the smoke was making it hard for her to row. And I don’t mean he made a “I’ll go get rid of the fire for you babe” joke. I mean he genuinely signed up through the military to go and fight the fire so his gf (a national level rower) could exercise in clean air.

This is what masculinity was supposed to be. None of that alpha male bullshit, just the pure, goodhearted urge to go fight forest fires for your gf’s convenience.

Anyways now that I have a following I can make fun of my dorky brother to not just my friends, but to hundreds of people MWAHAHAHA!

Another member of team Karmaflower! :D

What about you?

I want you to draw yourself, in any form, and your favorite ship!!!

I just want to find out who likes what, especially since I think it's so cute

My crush made me earrings this is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill!!!!!!!!!!

she has a jewellery making business and she hand-made me these pretty earrings and it’s not even my birthday or anything she just did it to be nice!!! She made me amazing bracelets for Christmas last year and I always wear them, she makes such pretty jewellery AHHHHHHH

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM QUEEN

Hehe

I would definitely show this to my dad and be all “see? Someone values my mushroom knowledge” if exposing that I have tumblr wouldn’t get me killed lmfao

Who cares if he thinks my spore prints are a waste of time MY ARMY GROWS AND I AM THE MUSHROOM QUEEN!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

we like hearing mushroom facts

What if I cried bc you guys are so nice and I love this so much

You guys have all said so many nice things, I am not equipped to handle so much love lol. Your kind comments and asks are genuinely so touching, and it’s drowning out the one mean thing someone said.

I don’t have much enthusiasm right now and my brain can’t come up with the right words, so just:

🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰💜💜💜💜💜🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂✨✨✨✨✨🥹🥹🥹🥹