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Some things aren’t meant to be viewed, like humanized Kimmets.
ok no more coherent thoughts only crying and wailing.
Bad cares so much for the eggs wahhh
After being so stingy with his money all this time he just spent a collective 12000 on the eggies tonight WAHH
And hes so kind and you can just tell he cares so much I cant take it. My heart is going to explode 😢
He sounds so happy and thankful they are back and just Wahh o(-(
It hurtssss
It hurts so bad...
Hey guys look at the super great voltron fanfic me and @cryoverlife wrote
My brother has blessed me with his wisdom:
This one’s gonna be tough chat, I don’t think I can do it
Side note- my brother has a gf, and let me tell you he is the biggest fucking dork ever and I will die before I stop making fun of him for it. This man volunteered to go FIGHT A FOREST FIRE near where his gf lives because she was complaining that the smoke was making it hard for her to row. And I don’t mean he made a “I’ll go get rid of the fire for you babe” joke. I mean he genuinely signed up through the military to go and fight the fire so his gf (a national level rower) could exercise in clean air.
This is what masculinity was supposed to be. None of that alpha male bullshit, just the pure, goodhearted urge to go fight forest fires for your gf’s convenience.
Anyways now that I have a following I can make fun of my dorky brother to not just my friends, but to hundreds of people MWAHAHAHA!