Imagine Being Used As Your Teenage Boss' Excuse To Avoid His Dad, Who Is Also Your Boss, And Then It

Imagine being used as your teenage boss' excuse to avoid his dad, who is also your boss, and then it doesn't work and you get kicked out of your own office 😭

this has no right to be this fucking funny i’m crying 😭

IF I POST SOEMTHING TO THE WRONG TUMBLER ONE MORE TIME IM GOiNG TO SCREAM

being debilitatingly touch starved is so embarrassing tbh. like ooo look at me im so big and tough and strong unless someone hugs me and then i completely forget how to function. oooo look im extremely anxious about physical contact and im constantly daydreaming about being held. ooooo look even the slightest touch makes me hyperaware of my skin and i'll cry if someone ruffles my hair. oooooo look i cant sleep without hugging a pillow and being buried under a weighted blanket bc im so lonely that it manifests as physical symptoms. like what??? im literally clinically unloved that's so CRINGE ahdjk

In a way, aren't all dnd players 9 year olds?

Ugh "Jaybird"

Rose...

A congratulations is due, I suppose, but what are you doing here?

Guess who's back in town? 😈

What do you want, and why the hell should I care?

Mines the bat computer :)

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.