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Look, don't get me wrong. I know Batman is like, hella intelligent.
But I will always question his method in naming things... for example
Batmobile, batarang, batwing...dude
You know you're in Gotham when you can't go to uni without at least 1 bird or bat checking on you.
Like, I get most educated people become some sort of villain here, buy its kinda hard to study whiLE BEENING WATCHED ALL THE TIME!
I've already lived here for about 4 years, but I'm looking for a new café, so expect to see me there.
My old one burned down a week ago...
You know you're in Gotham when you can't go to uni without at least 1 bird or bat checking on you.
Like, I get most educated people become some sort of villain here, buy its kinda hard to study whiLE BEENING WATCHED ALL THE TIME!
Gimme questions too
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
Fun fact, a group of robins is called a round. This makes sense to me because I'm 80% sure none of the Robin's have ever been fully straight
As a med student, I know what this feels like to a T. I'm a little more understanding of why I see the bats patrolling the university so much...
Gotham law school is crazy.
I’ve watched over 15 videos of Harvey Dent in his law days talking about policies and regulations that he put in place, and all I can think is “oh hey. It’s the dude who held me at gunpoint a few months ago. Heh.”
Part of my tooth randomly fell out...
Wonder if that's from the lead exposure, chemical exposure, or all the walls I've run into? I don't feel any pain, so I'm leaning towards chemical.
3 of my friends from uni are wanted criminals, guess which city I'm from...
Being an M.E. with dyslexia is great.
"Can you explain this to me? How is this even possible!?"
Sees that I wrote "scatoma¹ in the eye" instead of "scotoma² in the eye"
"Oh no, I fucked up"
¹A type of tumor...not near the eye...at all, Google at your own discretion
²A blindspot in your vision
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Just had to go check evidence for somethin, all the rangs are gone. So that answers my question
The fuckers steal them from the evidence lockup
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Not a hc, 100% true
hc that outside Gotham Bruce Wayne is a stony businessman that has a tough and scary exterior while in gotham #whatwillbruciedonext? is a real and constantly trending tag. if he gets interviewed by people from outside gotham he's Mr. Wayne, a CEO with an iron fist and a unshakable façade while in Gotham he's Brucie Wayne who once fought a revolving door and lost.
Only in Gotham do we not only know, but kinda ignore the fact the Bruce Wayne's youngest son has murdered before...
It's probably fine
Waiting for some cringy ass villain to use Hazbin Hotel as crime inspiration
I'm lookin at you, Riddles
How the fuck does Dick Grayson not know what rizz is? That's the real question...
@onetruewayne
What is "Rizz" and why does Tim lack it?
As hard as it's gonna be, I need you to do some acting for me. Well, it probably won't be acting. You need to stay afraid. Everyone is gonna to tell you to calm down, but that's not the reaction the Joker wants right now.
The GCPD is all over this, Spoiler just dropped in, we're gonna find you.
@kingofpuzzles Spoiler is lookin for ya, she means no harm, just wants to find Duke.
Uhhhhh, sooooo, your brother's been kidnapped by the Joker... Duke is not havin a good time...
WHAT!!!
I LEAVE FOR 2 DAYS AND THIS HAPPENS!!!
Is he okay? @ohgodtheresanotherone are you okay?! Oh God, ooooh God
Hello Dick, I know that every gothamite has a rocky relationship with the GCPD, but when I tell you we are putting everything into this, I mean it. I'm not an officer, but I've been doing what I can.
We are very close to reaching him. We will get him out.
@alfred--pennyworth What if they don't find him in time?
@brucie-wayne-official @totallytimtastic @thegreatflyinggrayson @ohgodtheresanotherone @onetruewayne @alfred--pennyworth @spoiledbutnotawayne @cassmeifyoucan @caint-see-me and anyone else searchin for NightLight
Kaden officially has a shoot-on-sight order from the GCPD. If you are lookin for him, be careful. You shouldn't be gettin involved at all, but any gothamite knows you can't stop the Wayne's...
Joker attacked, Wayne manor was blown up, Duke lost a leg. You know, the usual...
@brucie-wayne-official @totallytimtastic @thegreatflyinggrayson @ohgodtheresanotherone @onetruewayne @spoiledbutnotawayne @caint-see-me @cassmeifyoucan
Did I miss anything?
Bro I miss the gothamite posting! Where did all the gothamites go? I dont get you guys on my feed anymore!
Did something happen? Cause it sucks if something happened.
Hey what's up with Barbara? Why isn't she tagged like the others?
Has she gone missing too?
I asked Commissioner Gorden about this. He said she's takin a break. With all this stuff goin on 'round here, I think she's got the right idea!
Unfortunately, when ya work for GCPD, ya don't get breaks