I Asked For More Information. Because So Far We Are Missing Some Important Informations For Combat.

I asked for more information. Because so far we are missing some important informations for combat.

How much damage the dragon gets in case we manage to hit it?

Take the number of pimples you have, subtract one and multiply it by 8.

Define Critical Hit and Critical Fail

Critical Hit is when you end up killing the target with the amount of damage you deal, while a critical fail is when even though you hit the target and it has very little HP left you still fail to kill it. We an also call the later one just "Awkward".

What to do with ability checks? Do we roll a dice?

Rock-paper-scissors.

So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):

How can we calculate the init?

Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.

Do we use max HP?

No, half.

Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?

Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.

So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?

Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).

My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.

I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.

Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .

I have to stop listening to Scylla for a moment to write this so please enjoy what comes out of my brain.

I waited for this moment since i was six and finally practiced reading enough to read my first book (important because it was a mythology book).

So we had a little Epic party yesterday. It was really difficult not to spoil anything since the new saga was already out but we somehow did it and i would like to make it everybody else's problem. So here are my toughts.

I'm pretty sure even my neighbours know by now that we got the sirens. I may have been a bit loud when i realized.

The part where Odysseus says "I'd be suffering trying to float the whole time" and as an aswer comes "I'd take the suffering from you". It sounds so loveing and stuff until you realize what is happening and i would like to say THEY ARE NOT LYING!!! They would really take the suffering away, just not in a cute way.

I have a whole ppt about sirens boob sizes and how they breath and stuff. So it makes my mithology nerd brain so happy that now we know that they have lungs (at least in Epic) because othervise they wouldn't drown.

I fell like the first "Captain" in Mutiny was in a very mocking tone (Yesssss pls i love it) and later when Eurylochus compares Ody (yes from now on i feel like we all have the premission to call him Ody, not like Eurylochus or the other crew members can stop us) to the gods like i feel he did when he become the Monster (even more yessss) and i think it's just so perfect.

I guess the "Enlighten me" is hereditary.

But my favourite part is that based on the trailer i thought that Scylla using "we" is about, you know, maybe her and her six heads or something. Wouldn't be the first time i see something similar. But the fact that it's her and Ody. Omg i'm screaming. I did not expect the song to turn out like this. I did not expect the part i waited for to be at the end of it. It just turned out in a very different way than i expected. And it's so much better this way.

Also they need the six torches (like specifically six) so Scylla can see who to eat right? Like a sacrifice.

Also also (i am not done, please sit back) i really really really like that Scylla ended up being this Fey/Fiend vibe creature and less mindeless monster. Like you can go trough her lair, there will be price, but se will take no more than that price. Please give me ideas for my Scylla cosplay because after this saga i NEEd to make one.

Sorry for the wall of text. Will happen again.

Called it!

So i was thinking. We still don't know what Song 21 and 22 will be about in Epic. BUT if we go by the Odyssey and google the list of Odyssesus's adventures (bc i can't force my braind to remember the order) there is exactly one thing between Scylla (and Charybdis) and the Underworld and that's the sirens. So if you ask me here and now i'm pretty sure that Song 21 and 22 are the sirens.

(Obviously whatever happens i'm happy to listen to it i'm just very excited.)

If there's more official information about it or stuff like that sorry for wasting your time and thankies for coming to my Ted talk.

Holy fucking shit y'all.

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

Epic IS the ✨️therapy✨️

HOW COULD HE JUST DO THAT TO US

“HEY GUYS HOPE YOU LIKED THE SAGA IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW BYE”

PAY MY THERAPY BILLS RN OMG