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So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):
How can we calculate the init?
Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.
Do we use max HP?
No, half.
Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?
Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.
So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?
Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).
My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.
I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.
Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .
I asked for more information. Because so far we are missing some important informations for combat.
How much damage the dragon gets in case we manage to hit it?
Take the number of pimples you have, subtract one and multiply it by 8.
Define Critical Hit and Critical Fail
Critical Hit is when you end up killing the target with the amount of damage you deal, while a critical fail is when even though you hit the target and it has very little HP left you still fail to kill it. We an also call the later one just "Awkward".
What to do with ability checks? Do we roll a dice?
Rock-paper-scissors.
So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):
How can we calculate the init?
Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.
Do we use max HP?
No, half.
Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?
Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.
So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?
Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).
My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.
I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.
Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .