An Airbus 380 Is Flying Across The Atlantic

An Airbus 380 is flying across the Atlantic

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!” He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: “Well, how was that?” The Airbus pilot answers: “Very impressive, but watch this!” The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, “Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?” The Airbus pilot laughs and says: “I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the shitter, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.”

looks like i forgot to post this one here...

hanfu style family portrait :3

available as special gold foil prints

at anime expo chibi (nov. 12-13) artist alley table B1

happy lin manuel as hermes casting 🤩😫

based on @eerna's post

You may guess who paid

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

apparently the pjo tv show is now

my name is luke

i am a poet

i wrote this poem just to show it

and i’m

possessed by time

i hold the cursed blade

when it’s time for me to die