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CHOOSE YOUR MAID！（lol😍）

#henderfam💛

This is so good...

Moon: If you heard weird noises at night make weirder noises to assert dominance.

Solar: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The twins: Awwww- Solar: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The twins: Oh.

Monty: Did Sun just tell me they loved me for the first time? Bonnie: Yeah, they did. Monty: And did I just do finger guns back? Bonnie: Yeah, you did.

Freddy: Damn, the power went out. Sun: Don’t worry, I got this. Sun: stomps foot Freddy: What-? Sun: Sketchers light up

Sun: What do we think of Bonnie? pause Moon: sighs Nice pal. Freddy: I think they're gay.

Sun: Solar and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Moon: What did he do? Sun: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Solar: walking in Who wants a steering wheel?

Freddy, pointing out Moon’s black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Moon, looking around the room: Hmm… Haven't decided yet.

Moon: Tony Hawks moving castle. Moon: I can't remember the name of it, fuck. Freddy: Howl? Moon: aaaauuuuuuuooooo??? Freddy: … Moon: Oh.

Solar: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Sun: Oh my stars. Sun: Waldo from the Where's Waldo books. Sun: He wears stripes… Sun: Because he doesn't want to be… Spotted. Moon: I'm gonna hit something.

Monty: I accidentally called God "babe" while I was praying today and it was more awkward than you'd think. Monty: I accidentally called my partner "God" and they weren't even phased.

Solar: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Moon: What the fuck is with english teachers and being like; "write a story about a deep and personal memory that impacted your life". Ma'am, if I do that you're going to send me to the counselor's office.

Bonnie: Mate. You wanna go? Moon: Yeah. Bonnie: …On a date with me- Bonnie: Oh you do? Moon: You're saying that like I fell for a cunning prank. We're literally dating, you egg.

Freddy: Hit the lights! Sun: Got it! Punches the light switch so hard it breaks Freddy:

Monty: Help! I’m drowning! Moon: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Monty: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Moon: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Monty: When do you usually go to sleep? Solar: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the stars.

Solar: shatters a window and climbs through it Solar: turns around and helps Sun through it Breaking and entering is wrong Sun. Sun: Okay.

Moon: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Bonnie: Sure! Bonnie: Whats your favorite color? Moon, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Bonnie: I dare you- Moon: Solar is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Bonnie: Why not? Solar: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Bonnie: Date a tall boy who teleports around the room erratically when he gets anxious. Monty: Bitch, that's an enderman. Bonnie: Date an enderman, then.

Moon: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Moon: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Freddy: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train. Solar: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Solar: I don't see the big deal. Why can't people just ask people out without all the fuss? Sun: Well, you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach, y'know? Solar: Digest them.

Bonnie: You use emojis like a straight person. Sun: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Freddy: I'm bored, any suggestions? Moon: Sleeping is nice. Freddy: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Freddy: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Moon: You have friends and I envy that. Sun: You're welcome to share my friends. Moon: looks at Monty and Freddy Moon: I don't want those.

Sun: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like. Sun: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around. Monty: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable. Sun: I'm a feminist.

Solar: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Monty: Freddy's refusing to wear their glasses! Freddy: Monty, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch. Freddy: points to Sun Sun. Freddy: points to Bonnie Bonnie. Freddy: points to Solar Sasquatch.

Moon: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Solar: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Monty: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

Moon: You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn't be able to pick out your own. Solar: If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands.

Sun: I'm home alone and Solar forgot to tell me that there are people painting the daycare so I've been reenacting Les Mis and I just violently threw open the curtains to yell "Cannons!" and the poor guy nearly fell off his stepladder.

Bonnie: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Monty: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Freddy: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Moon: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Freddy: Fizzy-Faz can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. Moon: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Freddy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! Moon: Hmm… I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free… not sure where you're getting your facts from…

Sun: An enemy is just a friend I haven't worn down Monty: are you saying you're the main character of a kids cartoon? Sun: im saying that im going to be friends with you is both a promise and a threat.

Sun: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

Do you ever think to yourself, "Gee I wish Sun and moon could live in my computer and keep me company...." Great news! Now they can!

I remembered about Shimeji-ee the other day but when I looked for Sun and moon I couldn't find any. So here we go! Sundrop and Moondrop Shimejis!

I added a note with instructions and the link to the Shimeji-ee for anyone unfamiliar with it!

(I will be updating and adding to it over time because despite spending the last 48 hrs doing this there are still improvements that can be made)

Art by Holosomnia