OC Vs A Cockroach

OC vs A Cockroach

Omg this is such a funny concept LMAO, thank you so much for the wonderful tag, @doublegoblin!!!

Tagging: @the-mindless, @writernopal, @cabbojage, @oh-no-another-idea, @crowandmoonwriting, @lassiesandiego, @quisyop, @gummybugg, @tabswrites, @clairelsonao3 and @exquisitecrow

Rules: Rate your OCs on how well they’d fare against a cockroach

I'll go with the main cast of Enchanted Illusions for this one!

Cailean Telkerly - 4/10 Once he sees the roach, he'd try to look tough and unbothered to seem cool in front of Agatha at first all like "I can handle this (says he, visibly disturbed and from a considerable distance)". Like, he might - emphasis on might - actually get the situation under control if he can smack the roach with a broom or something from far away.

But then he would fail miserably at it once that mfer roach starts to fly - like the fear is evident, it's a run-for-your-life. He'd leave that room so fast. I give him those 4 out of 10 points solely because he would try to keep it cool before the roach flies. My boi would be jumpier than a cat in the rain like "Nah, man, hell nope, I think this is the bug's house now, let's just move".

Evangeline Daemitya - 10/10, I'm talking about the most nonchalant, cold reaction ever - solely for the fact that, with her magic, she can disintegrate that bug or teleport it away with a snap of her fingers. It surprises people to no end, because they usually expect her to be terrified of bugs due to her noble background but she actually doesn't mind them - she even has one of those weird dead insect collections.

Vincent Sharppe - 8/10 He is the kind of guy to pick the insect up in a jar or piece of paper and set it free far away outside of his home without saying a word, but whose soul would leave his body should the insect touch his skin or start flying around - he'd still spend a week complaining about it either way.

Harriet Sharppe - -2/10 She actually has a deep phobia of insects, so it doesn't go well whenever she sees one in her home, especially if it is a roach. Harriet can handle any kind of monster and dark magic spell thrown her way, but would have a full-on nervous breakdown if she saw a roach in her room, no one runs faster than her in that situation. She won't enter the room until the cockroach is properly terminated (and she has proof of it), which ends up being Vincent's job, because she will not get close to the insect on her own.

Clarence Van Sterlling - 6/10 Would attempt to become friends with a roach. There's a 50% chance that he'll suceed, and a 50% chance the roach will just scuttle away further into the room and never be seen again. Will be heartbroken - for five minutes - when Thaddeus inevitably stomps the cockroach until oblivion.

Thaddeus Lockhill - 11/10 It's as if he senses the roach's presence before it even has the chance to think about flying away. Then it's over. There's no roach, only its squished remains on the floor - which are quickly cleaned up. Thaddeus carries on afterwards like nothing ever happened. This all takes place in a total of ten seconds.

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

Character Aesthetic Playlist - Agatha Greenwoods (Enchanted Illusions)

"She was going to follow this trail of secrets until they led her to the answers she sought, this she was certain. They had always told her she was just like her father - so here's to hoping she can be just as stubborn as he'd been."

Houdini - Aviva

Middle Finger - Bohnes

This is Me - Keala Settle, The Greatest Showman

Home - Machine Gun Kelly, X Ambassadors & Bebe Rexha 

Something Wild - Lindsey Stirling

Start a War - Klergy, Valerie Broussard

Goodbye - Ramsey

On My Father's Wings - cover by Brittany J. Smith

No Time To Die - Billie Eilish

Hands Up - City Wolf

Invisible - Zara Larsson

The Beginning of the End - Klergy, Valerie Broussard

How Does a Moment Last Forever - Celine Dion

Speechless - Naomi Scott

Two Birds On a Wire - Regina Spektor

The Nights - Avicii

Winter Nano 2023 @crowandmoonwriting

Character Aesthetic Playlist - Thaddeus Lockhill (Enchanted Illusions)

"He'd accepted the world's hits and cruel words silently for so, so long - he'd once hoped compliance in the face of injustice would buy him mercy. He was wrong. Now, he was tired - of it all. If the world's one spark away from chaos, he'll be the one lighting the fuse - maybe this time things can actually be different for someone."

Me and The Devil - Soap & Skin

Team - Lorde

Eat Your Young - Hozier

I See Red - Everybody Loves An Outlaw

Brother - Madds Buckley

Kicks - Barns Courtney

Hell's Coming With Me - Poor Man's Poison

Centuries - Fall Out Boy

Rob A Bank - Confetti

Popular (Wicked) - Aaron Tveit version

Vendetta - Chelsea Collins

Shine - Matt Beilis

Everybody Loves Me - One Republic

Achilles, Come Down - Gang of Youths

Mercy - Dotan

Born For This - The Score

Winter Nano 2023 @crowandmoonwriting

Character Aesthetic Playlist - Marcus Kallihan (Enchanted Illusions)

"His hands and guns were drenched in enough blood to haunt lifetimes. To Marcus, this never mattered, and never will - as long as each polluted drop gets him closer to his sweet revenge, he'll keep pulling the trigger."

Russian Roullete - Charlie Who ?

You Can Run - Adam Jones

Running - NF

Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) - Will Wood

99 Problems - Hugo

I'm Dangerous - The Everlove

Sarcasm - Get Scared

Take Me to Church - Hozier

Twisted - MISSIO

Popular Monster - Falling In Reverse

Hey Brother - Jakob Samuel

Killing Butterflies - Lewis Blissett

Fighter - The Score

Birthday Cake - Dylan Conrique

Mind Is a Prison - Alec Benjamin

Monster - Startset

Winter Nano 2023 @crowandmoonwriting

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(thanks @i-can-even-burn-salad for inspiring me with your ask lol)