Bored And Cant Sleep, So Heres What I Think Everyones Favorite Video Game Genre, And Game, Would Be:

Bored and can’t sleep, so here’s what I think everyone’s favorite video game genre, and game, would be:

Kat: Indie games, we already know this girl likes vintage stuff as seen from her dads cyclops, so I feel like this fits well. Either that or zombie games. Her favorite one is Off by Mortis Ghost.

Raúl: Interactive role playing one’s, his favorite is Life is Strange, and yes he cries every single time he plays it.

Siobhan: Life simulation games, especially ones where you get to make stuff all cutesy and decorative, surprise surprise her favorite is Animal Crossing. Her, Sloane, and Sweetie all have matching islands.

Sister Helley: this may come as a surprise but it’s actually horror games! Like, she really loves horror games. She’s played (and won) every single Fnaf game, and when the Outlast series was coming out she was always first in line as they are her favorite from having the most gore in them.

Manberg: Retro video games, they’re the ones he mainly grew up with and he never bothered playing any of the newer ones so. Good old fashioned Street Fighters is his favorite, the only person he can’t beat at it is Helley (cause she’s badass at everything).

Father Bests: Tamagotchi

Wendell: Rhythm games. He loves doing things to the beat of the music so he can jam out while having fun. His favorite is Friday Night Funkin (though he often rage quits 10 minutes into playing).

Wild: Cooking games, since it’s pretty much canon in the fandom that he likes to eat, and possibly cook, non edible foods I just feel like he’d also love playing cooking games and just fucking around in them, not taking anything seriously. He loves any Cooking Mama game, they bring him comfort. (Just imagine him sitting at the computer with his little legs swinging while he plays 😭)

And finally, Buffalo Belzer: He doesn’t really play video games cause, you know, he’s always underground. But if he gets the chance too he likes playing first person shooters (I got the idea mainly because my dad plays them lmao) and he’s played Doom many, many times.

Drinking hot chocolate and watching Wendell and Wild. Name a better combo I’ll wait

Alina: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Oralie: Nope, absolutely not.

Emery: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Terik: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Noland: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Bronte: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

What I expected vs What I got! (probably true for Kat as well)

Just to keep everyone on the same page:

Twitter: on fire

Tumblr: collectively hallucinating a movie that doesn’t exist, and yet somehow has cohesive plot worthy of in depth critical analysis and a sound track. Thriving. Business as usual.

TikTok: overrun by cats starting a doubloon economy that crashed almost immediately because of rapid inflation

Found this pic of key and peele and knew what I had to do