See Also, "We're In A Drought; Conserve Water!" Meanwhile, Bottled Water Companies And Golf Courses For

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

what are your thoughts on the holy trinity being a mathematical function where the father is the input, the son is the output, and the holy spirit is the mathematics? my uber driver was tryijg to explain it to me and i didn't understand a goddamn lick of what he was saying. is this some sort of new branch of christianity i havent heard about?

I have literally never heard of that before. But I swear there is a branch of theology that you can only get from strange Uber drivers.

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

MLHSSKQ

holy fuck.