More Modern Viewers Rly Needs To Learn The Thousands Years Old Tradition Of Hes A Cunt And A Menace But

more modern viewers rly needs to learn the thousands years old tradition of “hes a cunt and a menace but i want to see what he does next”

jonathan, heartbroken and traumatised, gets to california. and he thinks it’s all so stupid, the sunshine and the way people talk. and he reckons he’ll just trudge along, like he always has, getting through the day and then getting home and curling up inside himself, wondering if it’s all supposed to be like this- what part of him was built wrong so he just can’t have fun like everybody else can. he figures he’s waiting to age out of being a teenager, maybe something he was never supposed to be. so he keeps his head down, and he’s polite, when argyle sits next to him in woodshop. because he’s always polite. and then for some reason, argyle just kind of barrels on. and in. to his life. and what’s strange is that, jonathan really likes the guy. he’s funny, and nice, and easy to talk to. and what’s really strange is that argyle seems to like jonathan too. he wonders what the catch is, and there just keeps on… not being one. they smoke up, and jonathan hears himself talking and thinks, oh god, this is the part where I come out of myself, and argyle realises he’s made a mistake but. argyle’s interested in the shit inside jonathan’s head. he doesn’t look bored, or pissed off. he doesn’t roll his eyes. he just listens to the stuff that jonathan really didn’t think anyone was ever going to care about. and he talks to him about it. he thinks jonathan’s funny. no-one thinks jonathan’s funny. and what’s strange, what’s really fucking strange, is that jonathan starts to have fun. 

Won't tell you which camp I fall in.

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons