Do Ever Just. Move Your Sleeping Point Around? Like Not As In Swapping Bedrooms, But More As In Moving

Do ever just. Move your sleeping point around? Like not as in swapping bedrooms, but more as in moving your mattress around or piling 2or more blankets under you ,curling up inside and sleeping in random places

Do catalonians not also get the presents from Los Reyes magos ?(dunno how to say it in English)

I will make one (1.0) Christmas post this year, because it is necessary to inform you of

THE POOP LOG

The Poop Log! The Xmas Poop Log! The POOPING CHRISTMAS LOG that POOPS GIFTS!!!!

Meet the traditional Catalan equivalent of Christmas stockings, except so much betterworse. The Tió de Nadal (“Christmas Log”) is colloquially know as Caga Tió, literally SHIT LOG or POOP LOG. I ‘shit’ you not!

Kids leave little morsels of food for the Poop Log to ‘eat’ every night, and cover it in a blanket. The idea is to keep your Shit Log warm and fed, so that on Christmas it will poop a lot of gifts!

Which is why, on Christmas morning, kids get to BEAT THE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE SHIT OUT OF IT!

Sort of like a pinata. Which is giving me strange revelations about my childhood birthday parties.

Parents hide small gifts & sweets under the blanket for the children to find afterwards. Oh, and there’s a whole song that kids sing while whacking the poor wooden bastard with sticks. It’s a fun little ditty that is basically just threats of grevious bodily harm set to music. Here’s one version of the lyrics:

Shit, tió, hazelnuts and nougats,

do not shit herrings, they are too salty,

shit nougats, almonds and nougats,

they taste better!

Shit, tió, and if you don’t want to shit

I will hit you with a stick!

Shit, tió!

and you can listen to the song here :)

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To all my trans friends, in any stage of your transition from just questioning if you might be trans to those who have been fully transitioned for several years,

• You are amazing.

• You look great.

• You are passing.

• You're going to be okay.

I hope your day goes well for you.

Myes won't specify more because my irl acquaintances might find this

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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chainsaw man is the manga equivalent of a “crack taken seriously” fic

Following recent events, I don't think I should be trusted with a weapon anymore.