Okay Jungkooks Teeny Waist And Army-shaped Abs And Adorable Face Are Great And All But While I Fully

Okay Jungkook’s teeny waist and army-shaped abs and adorable face are great and all but while I fully support CK’s and everyone else’s general obsession with his belly button I need some appreciation for the ridges in his pectoral muscles because when those pop (and omg do they POP sometimes 😫) I actually go a little bit feral.

That’s all.

My timeline: omg he’s so sexy how does anyone survive that look he’s a god ugh —

My ADHD brain, squinting: Wtf is he eating? Is that an off-brand crunch wrap? Is it a really flat burrito filled only with refried beans and beef? What the hell IS that —

Me to my brain: Stop fixating on the food. Look at Jimin, he’s beautiful and handsome and somehow went straight into a perfect smolder moments after taking a bite of his mystery — seriously what is that? A massive juici patty? Is he eating Jamaican street food right now?

My brain: And why is he dressed like a grandpa in a bathrobe and silky pajama pants?

Me: OMG THE THUMB IN THE CORNER that means he was hanging out with at least one other grandparent. YOONGI? Where’s Yoongi?!

Did anyone else who also watches Hot Ones happen to see that special Christmas episode they did a few years ago where Sean was pulling questions from subscribers out of a hat and answering them and then he was like “hey we have tons of questions ourselves as we plan the next year,” and then they flashed to the TV where they flashed some brainstorming-type questions and one of the questions was “how do we get a table that’s big enough for BTS?” and if you did happen to see that and remember that —

Does it also haunt you like it does me and do you think of it every so often and feel very much betrayed and led on by otherwise-really-cool-guy Sean Evans or is that just me?

Just imagine how incredible that episode would be.

Imagine Taehyung’s reactions to the increasing spice and just being in so much pain and suffering. Imagine Seokjin just ruthlessly making fun of him for it and laughing his glorious laugh. Imagine Jungkook just cleaning every single wing to the bone so that Sean also feels compelled to do so. Imagine Jimin flirting shamelessly with Sean the entire time. Imagine Yoongi glaring when he’s offered milk and asking for soju instead. Imagine Hoseok making Sean actually fall in love with him throughout the course of the interview. Imagine Namjoon just desperately trying to translate and also eat and and answer questions and also just contain the chaos that would be happening all around him JUST IMAGINE.

And now imagining is all I have 😩 and I wouldn’t have even cared if Sean hadn’t BROUGHT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Sigh. Maybe 2026.

Tae watches with loving concern as his dearest friends sob hysterically and collapse in despair unable to escape the eternal hell of their contractual fanservice prison

I can’t with how many of you predicted he would go live as soon as Jimin left 🤣 are you guys way too good or is our man way too predictable? 😂😂

Disco Koo forevs 🪩🕺🏻

How can someone look so gorgeous?

Cutie sexy lovely