I Don't Think Women Can Be Funny. I Wouldn't Consider Myself A Misogynist Or Even Transphobe, As So Often

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

unwillingly on whose end?

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

she hearts on my lungs till i liver nerves

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so I was just thinking. a couple of my friends and I use an app which tells us where each of the others are. and sometimes I run so fast it thinks I'm driving. so I just made a joke to myself that if I got hit by a car they wouldn't notice. which got me thinking about what I would say to my friends on my deathbed, which led to this line from me.

'If anything mildly inconveniences you, remember me. look in whatever direction you feel is appropriate, smile to yourself, and remember it could be worse.'

so yeah

DAMNIT NYX STOP GETTING ALL THE GOOD POSTS FIRST

'Yusuf, who only recently took up shooting after a particularly heated argument with his ex-wife'

goodness I thought this was going to be a different story