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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

how about instead I don't do that and keep being safe in my small domain of comfort, occasionally sending out feelers in the form of 'jokes' so nobody thinks I'm under the delusion that I could actually be good at something which isn't preestablished as something I 'can do' huh? how about that?

idk who else needs to hear this but stop being so scared of failure and imperfection that you don't even do anything in the first place. nothing rewarding ever comes easy. allow yourself to explore for christ's sake

unwillingly on whose end?

Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

Welcome back punks and rebels

you're listening to radio free ilium

broadcasting wherever we can on whatever frequencies we can hack

let's start with a song for the haters out there who, uh

'polish olympian spears'

the government may say he's a crook but

we all know who the real crooks are

you all know this one:

it's Prometheus, by TLS

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

wheeeee creative writing

Laurel stepped up to the small cairn at the top of the hill. A slab placed on the monument read, 'for us.'. Laurel knew not who 'us' was referring to, most likely for the best. It was a private thing, not meant for others to know, a testament to a time long passed by people who didn't care for any legacy but a bond. 'us'. There was some magic to that, Laurel supposed, passing into obscurity with no grand significance. Laurel looked again at the inscription, thinking it best not to wonder. After all, why resurrect a content spirit?

Headcanon that the eye feeds Jon information about the social queues his autism is missing but it doesn’t change how Jon acts because every time he just goes “What? That is stupid I don’t believe that’s what a neurotypical person would do” so he ignores it.

bill cipher

bill cipher

biiiiiiiiiiiiii...

cause!

(haha gotcha you son of a bitch)

say his name three times!

love how it's got the transport police slogan thing

michael awareness poster

oh god

Refuge.

I need to read this at some point but not yet

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

S2 - S5

DAMNIT NYX STOP GETTING ALL THE GOOD POSTS FIRST

airdrop sound killed me

I can't prove it, but this is canon.

holy fuck !!

ok well this is cool

wings

so I was trying to draw something, as I so often do. this time it happened to be wings. I tried and the results are like. okay. but then one of my online friends told me I should look closely at diagrams and draw them. so I did that, and now present to you: FP's Stolen wing guide.

apologies for the bad image.

you are a truly disgusting person and i hate you with every fibre of my being, not that I have many fibres

I call gal pretending to be nyx

oh hells yes

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

argh I love this

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)

so I was just thinking. a couple of my friends and I use an app which tells us where each of the others are. and sometimes I run so fast it thinks I'm driving. so I just made a joke to myself that if I got hit by a car they wouldn't notice. which got me thinking about what I would say to my friends on my deathbed, which led to this line from me.

'If anything mildly inconveniences you, remember me. look in whatever direction you feel is appropriate, smile to yourself, and remember it could be worse.'

so yeah

she hearts on my lungs till i liver nerves

🔥

would you perhaps send:

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

L + you don't even play card + you shook the woman's hand + your chess isn't flatpacked + your arrow would fall out + the problem is your face + you didn't climk on the linc + gay ass sentence + bro didn't use spare ass parts + your dressing gown can't stand + you don't know the full thing + fart enoguh + you didn't see the S + you ain't even gardening + joja wallpaper + Odysseus expires at sunrise + you aren't fly on the tracks + you are NOT memory of jellies + we're gonna explode

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

'Yusuf, who only recently took up shooting after a particularly heated argument with his ex-wife'

goodness I thought this was going to be a different story