Wings

wings

so I was trying to draw something, as I so often do. this time it happened to be wings. I tried and the results are like. okay. but then one of my online friends told me I should look closely at diagrams and draw them. so I did that, and now present to you: FP's Stolen wing guide.

apologies for the bad image.

airdrop sound killed me

I can't prove it, but this is canon.

how about instead I don't do that and keep being safe in my small domain of comfort, occasionally sending out feelers in the form of 'jokes' so nobody thinks I'm under the delusion that I could actually be good at something which isn't preestablished as something I 'can do' huh? how about that?

idk who else needs to hear this but stop being so scared of failure and imperfection that you don't even do anything in the first place. nothing rewarding ever comes easy. allow yourself to explore for christ's sake

would you perhaps send:

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

L + you don't even play card + you shook the woman's hand + your chess isn't flatpacked + your arrow would fall out + the problem is your face + you didn't climk on the linc + gay ass sentence + bro didn't use spare ass parts + your dressing gown can't stand + you don't know the full thing + fart enoguh + you didn't see the S + you ain't even gardening + joja wallpaper + Odysseus expires at sunrise + you aren't fly on the tracks + you are NOT memory of jellies + we're gonna explode

love how it's got the transport police slogan thing

michael awareness poster

argh I love this

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)