There Are Approximately 1,013,913 Words In The English Language, And None Of Them Even Come Close To

“There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language, and none of them even come close to describing how much I want to hit you with a chair.”

— V, probably

I LOVE YALL T_______T

This is Motivated Vergil trying to bless your blog with MOTIVATION.

I just rewatched reborn after ages and I can’t stop thinking how much lana del rey’s “you can be the boss” fits xanxus and I’m back to thirsting over him ugh

Erik: *knocks on Christine’s door* It’s me

Christine: *peeking through peep hole* Say it

Erik: *deep sigh* Christine, could we please not-

Christine: I’m not letting you come in if you don’t say the thing

Erik: Christine, why must-

Christine: Erik.

Erik, defeated: *singing* I’m here, the Phantom of the Opera

Christine: *snickering*

Kyrie hits demons with the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" and they just spontaneously combust right there

Kyrie wasn’t in DMC5 because she’s too powerful