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I'm in this tweet and I don't like it
snape at every staff/order meeting
POV: Vergil is knocking at your door so you run and hide but he sees you anyways
Kyrie hits demons with the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" and they just spontaneously combust right there
Kyrie wasn’t in DMC5 because she’s too powerful
Alright but let’s take a moment here and just consider…
Have you ever seen a man more beautiful than he?
this is the best video ever. no other video will ever compare to the joy this video has given me. blessed. good vibes. wholesome.
“There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language, and none of them even come close to describing how much I want to hit you with a chair.”
— V, probably
Alfred: You didn’t name everything in the bathroom after yourself, did you?
Bruce: Of course not.
Alfred:
Bruce: Ok, yes there is BatShampoo™.
Alfred:
Bruce: But theres also ConditionerGordon™.
I LOVE YALL T_______T
After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
Cute Nicknames to Call Your Significant Other:
• you little prying Pandora!
• yoU litTLe deMON!
• you liTTLE LYING DELILAH!
• YOU LITTLE VIPER!
I just rewatched reborn after ages and I can’t stop thinking how much lana del rey’s “you can be the boss” fits xanxus and I’m back to thirsting over him ugh
Lmao 😂 THAT NOISE (@animals.hilarious)
Vergil + tumblr text posts
Imagine Xanxus as Dora the Explorer.
Erik: *knocks on Christine’s door* It’s me
Christine: *peeking through peep hole* Say it
Erik: *deep sigh* Christine, could we please not-
Christine: I’m not letting you come in if you don’t say the thing
Erik: Christine, why must-
Christine: Erik.
Erik, defeated: *singing* I’m here, the Phantom of the Opera
Christine: *snickering*
Self-care is becoming a witch and sharing shots of pure alcohol with an enormous talking cat over midnight breakfast
Corrupt Vergil… ~あなたの顔が見れて 🥺 ↳ : デビルメイクライ DEVIL MAY CRY 5
This is Motivated Vergil trying to bless your blog with MOTIVATION.
Nero, banging on the door: Vergil, open up!
Vergil: well, it all started when I was a kid…
Lady: no, he meant-
Dante: let him finish.
dante & vergil’s sibling dynamic is 100% realistic because every time they see each other they just go straight into beating the shit outta each other no questions asked
The modders have gone too far this time