Watch Me Realize That Ive Reblogged This Again

Watch me realize that I’ve reblogged this again

𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔!!

summary; in which you ask to be squished between them

genre; crack, a bit suggestive (poly relationships)

characters; kaveh+alhaitham x reader, zhongli+childe x reader

✧ 𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌 & 𝐊𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐇

“….no” Alhaitham glared at you, “yesyes! Whatever my sweetheart wants!…not with this guy though” Kaveh pointed to the other male whose clearly glaring daggers at the both of you, it’s questionable how you guys ended up in this position, it’s not like you haven’t been sandwiched between them before *wink wonk* but your sudden urge to be squished between two of the most powerful men in Sumeru sure won.

it took half a day to finally get Alhaitham and Kaveh to agree on doing so and god the feeling was heavenly. Kaveh being right in front of you, your face hidden in his ehem man tits, you couldn’t miss the opportunity to wiggle your face in it.

Alhaitham being behind you, one hand on your waist, kaveh noticed it and gently tilted your chin to his face, “I *kiss* love *kiss* you *chuu~!* the familiar feeling of getting flustered made your face turn beet red. You could feel a dark grumpy presence being you now,,,,oh well goodluck

✧ 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 & 𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈

"awwh somebody's desperate" childe teased you while pinching your cheeks, you pout your lips at him how could he be so mean :( while Zhongli just watched the scene unfold in front of him, holding in a snicker. You turn to Zhongli, trying to muster on your best 'pretty pleaseeeeee' face. It didn’t take too long for him to give in.

wowowow you’re now sandwiched between an archon and the 11th harbinger what will you do??!?! 😱😱‼️ of course you’re gonna squish zhongli’s hugebadonkas mmmmm this time, instead of them fighting over you like ykykwho it's quite the opposite, childe looked at zhongli and grinned slyly, they stood face to face and.....

STARTED MAKING OUT????!!! oh wow what a plot twist right, hearing the lewd sound of two men having a heated session above you made you embarrassed, oh poor you goodluck getting out of their arms!!

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Thanks for reading <33

hee hee, storytime

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Long time no see Tumblr. Quick guide on coloring deeper skin tones

I’m v much thinking about this 24/7 (since I’m SHORT as in barely over 5ft) so it’s goofy. Me thinks that if Satan could (prolly Mammon already has) and WOULD hold MC up, Simba style.

But throw in the HC that demons have inhuman heights/ Humans are just really fucking small. I remember reading another HC with like Asmo being the shortest at like 6 or 7 feet meanwhile everyone else is about to hit almost 9

How the demon brothers react to MC being a lot shorter then them

Lucifer:

He loves it, he knew from when he first saw you that he could easily make you submit to him. He was wrong, it shocked him the first time the tiny human stood up to him, whether it was in an argument or playing a prank on him with Satan. He also teases you all the time when you can’t reach things but instantly regrets it when you find the most ridiculous and dangerous way to reach what you need. If you hurt yourself when trying to reach something he will scold you while patching you up. He also purposefully puts things on the top shelf so he can come up behind you and grab it for you, he will NEVER admit to it though. He is always the big spoon, he absolutely can’t get enough of holding your smaller body in his arms and listening to your soft breathing.

Mammon:

When he is told to protect you his first reaction was something along the lines of

“Eh!? It’s so tiny what if I loose it!?”

He did, he has lost you quite a few times, panicking every single time until he finds you. He teased you all the fucking time, way more then any of his brothers, but somehow he is really bad at teasing you, it often turns into him complimenting you then becoming flustered himself “Yer so small human! How do ya’ do anything because of yer height? I didn’t know humans could be so adorably small! What? I-I didn’t say anything stupid human! Of course you wish to be complimented by the Great Mammon! Oh- would you look at the time I need to go take Levi out on a walk” *runs away* He likes when you curl up agains his chest because he is able to embrace every part of you effectively.

Leviathan:

You’re like his own Ruri~Chan!! He makes you cosplay as her so he can have his own Ruri whenever he so desires, sometimes he cosplay with you and makes you watch every bit of lore from the series so you can most accurately represent her. He thinks that you are simply the cutest thing ever, he tries to get you to cosplay a bunch of different shorter characters with him and do photo shoots as them. He doesn’t tease very often but if he is in a mood he can sometimes take teasing a bit too far but always feels bad about it after, also his teasing is often very… lame, nothing too overly insulting when he is normally teasing and you usually just end up laughing at his attempt. No matter your height he will almost always be the little spoon, he loves cuddling against you at night.

Satan:

He at first thought nothing of your height, your a human, your height just makes you weaker. Boy was he wrong, as he started to get to know you he took notice to how you were more like a feral cat than a weak human. He will often try to calm you down by petting your head, if you act like a feral cat, he can treat you like a cat, fairs fair! If you are trying to reach a high place he will sit back and watch you struggle for a while before grabbing it for you and holding it above arms reach for a while until you tire enough to curl up in his lap while he reads to you. He loves when you come to his room at night and he reads you to sleep while you lay against him or on his lap and your height makes it so much easier to do that. He is the big spoon without a doubt, he LOVES when you fall asleep in his arms while he reads to you.

Asmo:

You are so cute!!! He wants to dress you up like his own little mannequin (in a good way) he likes to put you in huge platform boots because he thinks not only do they look adorable on you but it will help you get around better in a house full of tall ass demons. He almost never teases you about your height because he doesn’t really care about it, he loves you for you and doesn’t really take much notice to your height when it’s not the topic of conversation. He doesn’t care how you two rest together, he loves to be touching you at all times so as long as his hands are somewhere on your boy he is content and happy.

Beelzebub:

He LOVESSSS your height, like he literally will carry you everywhere, give you piggyback rides, anything for you. One time you were trying to get a plate from the cabinet but couldn’t reach it so he just grabbed your waist and lifted you to your goal. He also has you sit on his back while doing push-ups because regular push-ups were too easy for him. He loves being able to loom over you, it makes him feel like he is protecting you while not being too threatening. He is the big spoon, I think that goes without saying, he likes to wrap his arms around you and hold you as close as possible.

Belphie:

Will you cuddle with him? Yes? Okay then he loves you, he doesn’t really care for height as long as you sleep with him (not sexually) he will tease the shit out of you if you can’t reach something though, and he will be brutal about it, though if he makes you cry or angry he will feel bad and ask to cuddle while he takes a nap afterward. He also likes to pet your head when you are angry, he never knows what the outcome of that action will be, will you calm down and lean into his hand? Or will you growl and bite him? It’s honestly a fifty fifty shot, but he thinks it is worth the risk. He doesn’t care, he just wants to cuddle while he sleeps, he will often wrap all his limbs around you and cling to you all night… or day.

When I was scrolling through the leaks apparently it’s Baizhu in 3.6 followed by a 3.7 Cyno re run that introduces Kaveh in the part 2

all these Fontaine leaks and still no Baizhu WHERE IS HE ;-;;;;