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Nightbringer mc

You can not convince me that Solomon doesn't have videos of mc chasing their own tail or scaring themselves when their wings touch something.

Ever since gaining this new form, it's been a struggle. Learning how to use their new extremities and limbs. New parts of their brain have been activated thanks to the new physical form. So when mc's wings subconsciously move or instinctively flap, they get spooked and flinch, and Solomon tries so hard to hold his tongue and not laugh.

Or when mc's tail kept moving all on its own, and it was pissing themselves off. Solomon holds up his phone and records his student going in circles like a dog trying to catch their own tail and getting so frustrated " BECAUSE IT WONT FUCKING STAY STILL!!!"

Demon mc gets stressed and subconsciously tugs at their horns and rub at the base where they grow out from similarly to how human will sometimes pull at their hair or pick at their skin.

A self soothing action found in demons with high anxiety.

Diavolo noticed this action over time and made a point to have you sit next to him or one of the other lords for comfort. If he catches mc, reaching to tug at their horns, he will gently take their hands and shake his head authoritatively. " No tugging, it'll hurt you"

Mc puts their hands back down as diavolo gives them scratches and pets on the spot in between their horns. He dgaf who sees, what is anyone gonna do??? He's the prince, and you're his favorite.

Mermay my beloved

Sea monster foul legacy?

When the plotting gets stopped by college finals and exams🤠

Do it. Write the sea monster headcanons.

I'll help.

- Dreamer Anon

well *adjusts hat* ask and ye shall receive!! also dreamer anon you better deliver with helping (/j) because i'd love to hear yours!!

~ * ~ Sea Monster AU HCs

Fluff

Warning for beaches, nets, knives, and scars

PART ONE- Read Part Two Here!!

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-Soooo mermaid AUs amiright -Here Childe is a deep-sea monster. He can come up to shallower waters but thrives best deeper -Still big!! About the same size as normal Foul Legacy, but he is a bit longer -Why? Because he also has a finned tail :) -He does have back legs as well because I think that looks cooler but his tail is a major factor in swimming -His wings are now a pair of light, gauzy fins that glimmer even under the ocean -The seaside town that you live in has been having… “problems” with him ever since a few people sighted his shadow in the water -And because the people living there are paranoid of large and vicious sea beasts they decided to try and “deal with him” -Which basically means hunt him down -You’re not taking part in the hunt due to having other work and being generally disgusted at the way people are talking about this harmless mystery creature- yes it’s BIG, but it hasn’t DONE anything! -Plus, everyone is telling you to stay away from the beach- where you usually go for strolls- and it’s REALLY starting to get on your nerves -You just roll your eyes and ignore them, going on walks anyways -Usually your walks are on cloudy days now because sunny days will have everyone in a tizzy trying to hunt the sea monster -In fact you’re on a walk today, the sky gray and ominous. Maybe you should head home soon, looks like rain is coming -You’re about to turn back when you hear an awful screeching sound further down the shore -Being the brave little cookie that you are you go to investigate with no hesitation (ok maybe a LITTLE hesitation) -You find a peculiar creature tangled up in the nets and NOW you see why your town was freaking out, because you’re pretty sure this creature is the sea monster everyone’s been chasing -You’re about to run and maybe tell someone when the creature whines -And oh your heart just breaks at the sound -So despite the warnings yelling at you in your head, you take out a pocket knife you carry around -The sea monster shrieks in terror when he sees it but quiets when you begin sawing at the nets surrounding his body -And some of those nets are TIGHT on his skin, to the point where you can see the scales and armor breaking underneath -You work quickly, fearing that you’ll be caught by someone who hears his pained yelps, but finally he’s free -The creatures gives you a soft, worried look, but someone in the distance calls out and he slips back into the sea, leaving you standing alone on the shore -The next day you return, venturing to a rock you like sitting on, only to find a tiny bundle of seaweed placed carefully on the smooth stone -It’s tied with a slightly lopsided knot, and you unwrap it to find a perfect, shining pearl -After that you keep finding little gifts on the rock, from shells to coral to old coins, but you still don’t see the actual creature again -You even begin leaving your own gifts- little flowers and berries- for him, but he still doesn’t appear -Until one day, when the beach is completely deserted again except for you, when you see a familiar pair of horns peeking from the water -You call out to him and he raises a bit more, blinking at you as you jog to the rock -You sit and he perks up and hoists his upper body onto the rock as well, tilting his head and letting out curious coos -Despite his large size, he’s gentle and sweet to you, brushing his hand against your cheek and examining your legs with fascination, and you wonder why you were scared of him in the first place -With a few scratches in the sand he tells you his name- Childe- and when you tell him yours he trills with joy -His tail curls around the edge of the rock and when you reach out to tough it, it shyly wraps itself around your hand and wrist -He lays his head on your lap as you trace a finger over the dips and groves in his scales, finding several scars from various attacks -He shivers when you touch them, but snuggles into your hand with a reassuring purr -When night comes you get up to leave, but Childe whimpers when you stand -You reassure him that you’ll

be back the next day and watch him dip beneath the waves with a satisfied flick of his tail -But the next day, you never appear, having been kept from the beach because it was sunny and the sea monster would obviously come out in the sun -And Childe waits for you, his head just barely above the water as he watches the sandy shore, because you promised to come back, so you’ll be here! -Right?

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PART ONE- I HAVE MORE IDEAS BUT THIS WOULD BE SO LONG IF I PUT ALL OF THEM ON HERE. PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN PART TWO!

Leona: You're too good for this world, herbivore. But that's okay. I'll be an asshole for the both of us.

I want you to be here~ （人･ω･)