Little Sketch Of Pelant As A Cat!

Little Sketch of Pelant As a cat!

Taylor Jenkins Reid, Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

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when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

Still watching Bones here and I'm just...

Booth's mom can fuck ALL the way off with her "poor me, you made me feel bad for not being perfect, how dare you expect perfection, it took me so much courage to share Reggie and my upcoming wedding with you."

Because excuse me, EXCUSE ME ma'am your narcissism is showing.

He's not pissed because you weren't perfect. He's pissed because you abandoned him and his brother with their abusive and alcoholic father while you ran off to play happy family with someone else's kids. You went off and were a mother to some other kids while he was getting beaten by his dad, while his grandfather had to take him and his brother in, and even after he was grown up you didn't show up until you wanted something from him.

He's pissed off because you never, at any point in the last 24 years, made an effort to contact him.

You feel bad that he's not willing to "let bygones be bygones"? You should!!!

This entire speech is pissing ME off too. Like, you can't just let him have this hurt. You can't just give him a sincere apology. No, you have to make HIS trauma and anger be wrong. And it isn't. Not at all.

And I just bet that the episode will end with him showing up for her wedding and putting it behind him, because she really laid on the guilt when she really should have shown up and looked at "how can I make myself fit in with your life."

And this is how a human gets adopted by a cat