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im such a menace in this fandom because every morning i wake up and search 'pelant' and then reblog every pelant post i see

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

absolutely love it when people are like why do you like this fictional character so much look at all their bad qualities. my brothersister in christ their bad qualities are why i like them

free my man he did all of it but i dont care

"Some killer that just got like WAY too into Dantes Inferno"

oh so you mean this bastard

Every crime show has an episode:

A high school reunion murder

A killer with diplomatic immunity that still gets arrested through some outrageous loophole

There's always an episode where a psychic comes forward to help. Everyone will be extremely wary of the psychic except for one person. And the psychic will end up being correct.

Murderous twins. They're often separated at birth. All the investigators will make a joke about it being twins and then are SHOCKED when it actually does turn out to be twins.

Killer child. Literally just a little kid that kills (usually another little kid)

An episode that villianizes people with DID. (sometimes the writers do a 2 for 1 special and make one of the "alters" a different gender so that they can both villianize mentally ill people, AND make transphobic jokes 🙃)

Sleepwalking murderer

Murder by proxy via hypnosis. Similar to the psychic, most of the team will be very skeptical.

Someone finds a body in a time capsule

Some killer that just got like WAY too into Dantes Inferno

Murder victim that has multiple families/wives

Murder at a roller derby. This episode will usually give off big sapphic vibes

Feel free to add more!

new headcanon that pelant has chronic pain (since im p sure he canonically has osteoarthritis) and it's 99% of the reason for his murderous tenancies

pelant, standing in lance's bedroom door after someone said he was 'too young' to have chronic pain: im feeling homicidal urges again

lance: babe it is 2am how did you get into my house

new headcanon that pelant has chronic pain (since im p sure he canonically has osteoarthritis) and it's 99% of the reason for his murderous tenancies

Would they Work together after Death??

AU: Howard Epps and Pelant Team up in Hell

For: @necromanceyourgays

my pelant ships range from ships ill defend with my bare hands and kill anyone who disagrees (pelant/lance) but then theres the ones i just look at and go "lol yeah i hate them too" (pelant/booth, pelant/epps)

AU where Brennan recognizes Pelant’s grenade as a toy and throws it at his head

brennan in 4x04 saying "he's got warm and reassuring brown eyes, and he's capable of great violence" is SO chance coded its insane

bones made a anti-authoritarian, autistic coded, canonically disabled character and proceeded to kill him off within 7 episodes

“I can fix him” “I can make him worse” I can LOVE HIM HOW HE IS

I hate that Pelant is framed like he’s completely harmless when he doesn’t have a computer. bro took down a highly trained mercenary and tortured him?? he literally got a medal for wrestling in highschool??? yeah he’s a twink but he can defend himself

funniest part about s7 of Bones is that Pelant wasn’t even under house arrest for long 😭 literally only 4 months and he decided to take down the FBI like

“submissive and breedable” Lance “submissive and manipulatable” Zack “submissive and homicidal” pelant

loving the thought of pelant not knowing he was gay before 7x6 but the moment he sees Lance it’s over for him

let’s be real he would’ve fucked both booth and lance in that interrogation room

loving the thought of pelant not knowing he was gay before 7x6 but the moment he sees Lance it’s over for him

goodnight