The Entire Reason Pelant Is Attractive Is Because Hes A Dramatic Ass Serial Killer You Take That Away

the entire reason Pelant is attractive is because he’s a dramatic ass serial killer you take that away and he’s just some lame ass nerd and I STILL wanna make out with him

civil war is twilight for men

if you ever use the phrase “glorifying obesity,” i genuinely do not think you’re a good person.

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

when u listen to an entire album from start to finish it becomes part of your bone structure btw