PRIORITIES

PRIORITIES

Studying for my tests and getting good grades<<<<reading about the same two fictional characters falling in love in 50 different ways

hermione: so, how did the date with draco go?

harry: it was great until i tried to compliment him. i wanted to say, “you have the prettiest eyes.”

hermione: and?

harry: and he smiled at me and i panicked. i said, “you have eyes.”

when crabbe realises something draco doesn’t

draco: i’m gonna send this drawing of potter getting hit by a lightning bolt to insult him

crabbe: wow draco that’s actually pretty nice

draco: yeah but first i’m going to fold it into a paper swan

crabbe: what?

draco: yeah and then i’m going to send it flying to his desk by blowing it with a kiss

crabbe:

draco: take notes crabbe that’s how you treat enemies

Harry: *calls Draco*

Draco: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS CALLING- *sweetly* Hello?

Harry: Hey, you doing anything?

Draco: *in the middle of an interrogation, surrounded by seventeen death eaters, floating upside down by his toes* No, I'm free

Harry: See you in five?

Draco: Kay. *hangs up* *turns back to angry mob* So, I have a hot date on the way, if you could just wrap this up...

Voldemort: I have the media. I have my Death Eaters. I even have the government!

Harry: You know what I have? I have a bunch of magical teenagers with incomplete educations and problems with authority. You really never stood a chance.

harry: i miss dumbledore…

harry, throwing stones at his grave: BUT MY AIM’S GETTIN’ BETTER!