I Am Once Again Saying That Vampires Have So Much Slapstick Potential. They Should Be Getting Hit By

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

I recently became a vampire, and I’m so ashamed. 

I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.

writers whenever they’re starting a new fic: I have these ✨ vibes ✨ now I’ll have to build an entire plot and write an entire fic about those vibes

An Ork wrote this post

if thou art not of mechanical origin, SPEAK

else face The Hammer of Doom

This is the beginning of my attempt to substitute the use of "sour" in phrases with "malic"

Examples

I am in a malic mood today

I'm feeling malic today

The situation has malicified