Also Can Swifties Just Shut Up About The Mattress Line?? Camilla Belle Is STILL Getting Hate Comments

also can swifties just shut up about the mattress line?? camilla belle is STILL getting hate comments about it (look at her latest insta post it's embarrassing)

obviously you can be sad about the lyrics change but that is NO reason to hate on her and go harass her in the comments

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

sometimes I think about how I once told my friend there was a Zootopia 2 that dealt with Interracial relationships, maternity leave, generational trauma, etc, and he still believes it 2 years after the original lie and I don't know how to tell him it was a joke all along

you can enjoy your rainbow Oreos, and celebrate with rainbow bottles of alcohol, and take rainbow pens from your bank, and buy pride merch from Target and Walmart.

you can take advantage of the spoils that rainbow capitalism offers you, you can enjoy them, and celebrate them.

it's a symbol of how far we've come, just to be recognized as a valuable demographic to be catered to, to be publicly aligned with.

just don't forget their place. don't mistake their marketing as compassion. don't mistake their inclusivity as allyship. don't forget that actions speak louder than words.

billion dollar corporations are not our friends, and they will not protect us.

but you, as an individual, are not responsible for boycotting and avoiding every billion dollar company that does wrong in this world. especially when it's well known that they have their dirty fingers in every pie.

enjoy yourself this pride month. genuinely.

just don't let their pretty packaging make you complacent. 💖

SWEDEN GOERS WHERE ARE YOU AT