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this came to me in a vision

the minecraft trailer pisses me off so bad because I hate how there's just like NO creativity with video game movies. all of them are isokais, and their target audience is not for the people who played the games but instead for the general audience, with just easter eggs for the actual fans and AAAAAAAAH im just so mad because a minecraft movie could be so good???

like the most basic idea would be to just have Steve live in this world, mining and crafting, living his life. he thinks he's the only one until one day when he finds Alex, an explorer, who introduces him to the ender dragon and then they tag along to the nether, etc, making it an adventure movie. that's like the most surface level idea and it's already better than how the trailer looks.

you could make it about the history of minecraft, show the people some of the lore and worldbuilding behind the game.

OR, my personal fav idea - make a movie about what happens after the ender dragon. after you've completed the game. the wither is killed, collected, multiple times even. you have the elytra. you have managed to get everything you ever worked for in your life - what do you do now? there's nothing more to do. you don't have a goal anymore, you've beat the boss, you are above everything. how do you keep living life when you don't have a meaning for it anymore? it would go very well together with the end credits of minecraft, the thematic expressions, and OH MY GOD I JUST WANT A GOOD VIDEO GAME MOVIE THAT CAN SHOW PEOPLE VIDEO GAMES HAVE MEANING AND SOUL AND AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

mystery twins!! 🌠

+ doodle dump

(trying out to add alt text so hopefully the comics become more readable)

anyways my brainrot for gravity falls has fully consumed me once again

Get in shape, Bill!

"not all men" you're right. alex hirsch would never

The silly,,

The silly,,

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

put dipper and mabel pines in that damn institute and they’d have that shit sorted in 30 minutes

Now that gravityfalls is trending,, I want to say something that most of you will agree to

NEVER trust ANYONES opinion on the show if they hate Mabel,, the whole point of the series is that Dipper and her are close and should STAY close and that drifting them apart would do no good to the entire universe.

She is not a jerk or a bitch,, she's twelve and a sweetheart and YOU are crazy for hating her

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

i made stan get blinded by the whole community

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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024:

modern music sucks because it's too straightforward

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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

biden dropping out and oscar piastri getting his maiden win. today is a good day

oh my god this man was tethered to the thin spectre of sanity and now hes seatless im literally crying hes going to embark on a campaign of stochastic terrorism the likes of which no one has ever seen before

oh my god this man was tethered to the thin spectre of sanity and now hes seatless im literally crying hes going to embark on a campaign of stochastic terrorism the likes of which no one has ever seen before

Trump isn't guaranteed to win this year's presidential election because he's been shot at. In 2020, Trump supporters voted in heavy numbers, but guess what? They still lost because we outvoted them. 

Do I want to vote for Biden? No, but I will since no third-party candidate has a winning chance, and I don't want Trump to be president again. Unless y'all are gonna overthrow the American political system and government, we need to vote.

It's normal to be terrified about this presidential election, but don't allow it to stop you from voting and trying to stop that orange fucker from returning to office.

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡