When College Kids See Free Food

when college kids see free food

Bad puns I've created

> your feet are "toe-tally" perfect > your hair is "be-root-tiful" > your nose is "smell-a" fine > your hands are great but you'd never "under-hand" > your voice is "a-sound-ing" > your butt is "fant-ASS-tic"

iceland wtf

I swEAR THis hapPENed

Me: *making guns sounds as I'm shooting zombies in a game that don't actually sound like gun sounds*

Me: Pew pew pew pEW PEW PEWPEWPEWPEW

Level: *Lots of Zombies to shoot*

Me: oHnO lots of pews here

Me:

Me: and it's not a church

Me: *loudly cackling*

You: oh no no no, not the veestay

Me, an intellectual: chemical formula of hydroxide chemical formula of nitrate, not the veestay

Final Project of our College Engineering Course was to build a stable bridge out of Spaghetti

Me: Guys we should name our bridge

Group: yea sure

Me: what should we name it

Group:

Me:

Group:

Me:

Friend:

Friend: bRIDGETTE