This Is Really Helpful!

This is really helpful! 😊

Summon of Sorcerer (SOS) Interactions

☆ Arcturus ☆

Chest stroke ✕

Chest tap ✓

Head stroke (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Head tap ✓

Ignore ✕

Shoulder stroke (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Shoulder tap ✓

☾ Alpheratz ☽

Chest stroke ✓

Chest tap ✓

Head stroke ✓

Head tap ✕

Ignore (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Shoulder stroke (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Shoulder tap ✕

☆ Spica ☆

Chest stroke ✕

Chest tap ✕

Head stroke ✓

Head tap ✕

Ignore ✕

Shoulder stroke ✓

Shoulder tap (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

☾ Sirius ☽

Chest stroke ✓

Chest tap (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Head stroke ✕

Head tap ✓

Ignore (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Shoulder stroke ✓

Shoulder tap (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

☆ Pollux ☆

Chest stroke ✓

Chest tap ✓

Head stroke (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Head tap (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Ignore ✕

Shoulder stroke (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

Shoulder tap ✓

☾ Vega ☽

Chest stroke ✕

Chest tap ✕

Head stroke ✓

Head tap ✓

Ignore ✕

Shoulder stroke ✓

Shoulder tap (He loves it. Do it 3 times and get a gift)

I can't wait till it comes out!

New Mahou Shoujo Madoka☆Magica: Walpurgis no Kaiten Trailer

🥰

The love in his heart is so pure, he’s a ray of sunshine ☀️

Am I ever gonna stop talking about him? no ❤️

😢

RF1 to RF4: yeah some time has passed since the last game haha. Look! One of your pals from a previous game is here! They’re a lil older and have so much to tell you!!

RF5: All Your Old Friends Are Dead SORRY lmao

Bring back the crabs!

OFFICIAL TUMBLR PRESS RELEASE

For Hellsite Eyes only…,

Hello again, Tumblr. Now that our dashboards are back to normal (‘normal’ doing some heavy lifting here), the crabs are back in tropical paradise (for now), and Mr. Brick Whartley is back with them, we felt it was time for reflection.

In his opening statement on April 1, Mr. Whartley, our now-former Head of Viral Marketing and Exponential Growth and Front End Software Developer, outlined his ambition to “...increase clicks across the platform by any means necessary”. Quite the lofty ambition. And this got us thinking—how did we do? And by we, of course, we mean you. Well, you didn’t disappoint, and if you like unnecessarily large numbers, you’re in for a real treat.

By 12:49 pm (PDT)/3:49 pm (EDT), the community had summoned 7.5 million crabs at a rate of 1.07 million crabs per hour. 

By the end of the day, there were 20,000 posts by 14,000 of you with the tag “time for crab.” Time indeed.

The community’s April Fools prank was a resounding success, with more than 52,000 posts from Tumblr users attempting to “crash” this Hellsite by scheduling posts all at the same time. 

Mr. Brick Wharley’s blog accumulated more than 3,000 followers and 12,000 notes, while @staff received nearly 50,000 notes across the day.

Perhaps Mr. Whartley didn’t do such a lousy job. Finally, the most important statistic of the day, the community summoned 25 million crabs across Tumblr on April 1, 2022.

Credit where credit’s due, folks. You did us proud, you did Mr. Whartley proud, and most importantly, you did yourselves proud. So give those index fingers a little rest—they deserve it. And you will need all your strength for April 1, 2023.

They all look amazing!!! Especially Lilia! 😍

OMG THEY!!! My Malleus and Idia got GloMas, now my Leona and Vil got Playful Land! 🛐

AND DON'T FORGET MY OTHER FAVORITE BABIES (the other is an imposter "baby")

Ace looks amazing in those threads 👌 as expected of my fellow ramshackle residents 😤