Helloooo ^o^ Can You Please Write Dazai With A Fem S/o Who Looks Like A Boy Hcs And Like They Kinda Don't

helloooo ^o^ can you please write dazai with a fem s/o who looks like a boy hcs and like they kinda don't care if they're viewed as a boy or a girl (basically like haruhi from ohshc) ?? would dazai still ask them out for a double suicide since he wants to die with a "beautiful woman"? would they even be dazai's s/o in the first place?? 🤔

Thanks for requesting! I’ve been waiting for this one hehe

Dazai with a fem! s/o who looks like a boy

ft. dazai x fem! reader

genre: fluff

warnings: dazai increasing my expectations once again

Tbh I don’t think he’d notice that you were a girl at first glance?

But I think he’d quickly put together the puzzle pieces. (Him and Ranpo would be the first ones, assuming you work at the ADA).

But before he’d find out, he’d think ‘how is this boy so pretty? ಠ~ಠ’

Then he’d find out you were actually a girl and be like 😧🤭😏?

Nevertheless, he would always ask you to commit double suicide with him.

You’d be like “if your gonna ask me to kill myself with you, then I’d rather remain a boy in your eyes ᇂ_ᇂ”

Tbh I really don’t think Dazai is that trivial about the gender of his s/o regardless of his infamous “I don’t have such taste in men” line.

After all, the person you love is the person you love. (He would def say gender is a social construct). Fuck gender🙄

Life is too short to be hung up on who you like based on such trivial things!

WOSHSH time for pet names┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘

He would always call you darling or belladonna (those are the classics).

Ofc he’d call you princess.

Once, he accidentally called you his ‘prince’.

He was so scared you’d be offended.

“I-I’m so sorry!...it slipped out of my mouth!” It was the first time you’d actually seen him stutter??😦😏

You’d laugh at his nervous reaction. You actually really didn’t mind that he’d called you his prince. A part of you loved it.

“It’s okay Dazai...I really don’t mind it! In fact, it’s kind of nice to hear...”

He’d exhale and gather you in his arms, kissing the top of your head.

“Ah...my prince. And my princess. My everything.”

You would each style each other’s hair.

Correction: try

Like, you basically both have the same length hair?? So of course you’d both fail at styling it.

He’d try to make little braids in your hair but end up making knots instead ಥ‿ಥ

You couldn’t even blame him cuz the pigtails you attempted to do in his hair looked way worse...(you’d take pictures to bully him later).

Nevertheless, you both took pictures together and couldn’t stop laughing until tears came out of your eyes.

Yosano would help style both Dazai’s and your hair tbh. (She’s so talented and hot marry me pls).

Sharing clothes? Absolutely. He’d wear your dresses, skirts, shirts, literally anything that would fit him. And you’d do the same.

Sometimes when you wore a suit and tie, he’d furiously blush and grumble out loud.

“Princess, I’m afraid to say you look better than me😤”

a/n: I had too much fun writing this. My gender envy went 📈looking like dazai would deadass solve all my life problems

Differences between Novel/Manga!Dazai and Anime!Dazai

(A re-upload because tumblr did not want to show this post in the tags no matter what I did. I’m very sorry if it’s inconvenient for my followers! I hope this will work!)

This analysis is an expansion to this post -> (along-came-atsushi.tumblr.com/post/190387561311) I made a while ago, to which @shin-hakuryu​​​ asked, if I could give some examples. So, I decided to turn this into its own post.

I’m aware that every anime episode has its time limit and needs to highlight certain scenes more than others, so that it’s still exciting to watch for the viewer. It’s a different kind of storytelling than the storytelling in a manga or a novel. I’m also aware that the animators need to leave out some things in order to highlight others.

Additionally, I want to point out that the anime didn’t portray Dazai out of character or something, and made a good job in general. But sometimes I get the feeling that the anime tries to idealize and refine Dazai’s original novel/manga version.

Please note that the following are just some examples of scenes and quotes from the manga and novels, as I haven’t read all of the novels until now, and listing all differences would be way too long.

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