Im Not Gonna Lie, Roald Dahl Is Indirectly Responsible For A Form Of Trauma In My Life.

I’m not gonna lie, Roald Dahl is indirectly responsible for a form of trauma in my life.

I watched the 1st Charlie Chocolate factory movie when I was little and it freaked the fuck out of me! I was afraid to look at anything Charlie and the Chocolate factory related until 8th grade.

It isn’t just O’ Willy Wonka, it’s also that book with the kid who made a serum to turn his grandma into a giant and then made her shrink intil she was nothing. Most recently, the witches came to my attention and now my Charlie and the choco factory anxiety is back, but for adult me!

The only things Roald Dahl that don’t really freak me out are BFG and Matilda(I actually fucking love Matilda)

I’m not trying to offend Mr. Dahl, I’m sure that his books are great for most people but I have to blame him for making me hours take hours to calm myself after YouTube showed me an ad for a movie from him that freaked me out!! Thanks a lot!

Tomadachi life update pt. 2

Remus got hitched and now he and his lovely wife have a baby girl

Patton recently married Dr. Picani

Lance has been married to Angela Pleasant for quite a while and now have a third child

Hunk and Janus have been married for quite a bit

Allura propose to her sweetheart and had married him(Pidge is now the only Paladin who hasn’t wed yet)

I’m Ace and I want a cape!!

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Carmen Sandeigo got divorced last night and now has a fire song about it.

Dancers included: Shiro, Rarity, Where’s Waldo, and Logan Sanders.

This just came in the mail. Tune in tomorrow to see if my 3ds arrives.

Pull the lever Kronk!