Ohmygod Have You Ever Read A Fic So Good U Just Crumble In Your Bed Relentlessly

Ohmygod have you ever read a fic so good u just crumble in your bed relentlessly 😭

A fic just hits all the spots

A fic that checks all the lists

A masterpiece needed to be cherished and re-read multiple times

Here she is:

They should've done this 2000s style promo with Sam, Dean, and John

forever obsessed with him 😭

Dean, you're drunk. 

his moles are so special to me. they are like my best friends

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

tbh I hadn't fully contracted samgirlitis until that bit in mystery spot where sam is alone in the motel room with his clear plastic water bottle and his plain white chicken and across from him there's another larger plate with a burger on it and then in the next cut his water and plain unseasoned chicken are gone but he has deliberately left the burger out like some sort of offering and I was like oh ok. this is the most interesting person in the world.