You Guys Need To Start Seeing Bugs As Animals Im Not Even Joking Anymore. The Second U Start Seeing Them

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

Psst, OP.

I think you'd really like this (if you don't already know about it).

Okay, I wanna talk about the Green Tree Python

They don't start out green!

They can be yellow

Or a red to redish brown color

As they get older, the characteristic green pigment starts to come through

When I first learned about this, they were described to me as reverse bananas.

They start out yellow or red or brownish

And then, in an inverse of how a banana turns from green to yellow as it ripens, these bad boys start turning green (the red and brown ones turn yellow first!)

Until we get that full green color they're so well known for

The reverse banana of the snake world

that meme. you know

(Read Phantomarine!)