Im Going To Be Severely Disappointed With Avengers AoU If They Dont Include A Scene Where Natasha Is

I’m going to be severely disappointed with Avengers AoU if they don’t include a scene where Natasha is yelling at Clint all like, “People DIED!! We were being HUNTED! Where the hell were you?!?!”

And then it just cuts to a flashback of Clint puttering along on a tractor down the middle of some road with a huge line of cars blaring their horns behind him

avengers or small children? 

Vision Being A Troublemaker

Obviously Thor sees his hammer as a deeply significant, borderline spiritual, serious piece of his life, but let’s imagine what Vision must be doing with his ability to wield that thing. He’s probably pranking the Avengers like a boss.

Vision actually putting the hammer in an elevator

Vision hiding the hammer from Thor in the weirdest possible locations, like the roof

Vision putting the hammer on top of important things that then can’t be moved, like Bruce and Tony’s scientific notes

Vision pretending the hammer is a microphone and singing karaoke while Thor looks on in horror

Vision using the hammer as an actual hammer to do basic repairs with Clint who thinks it’s hilarious

Vision placing the hammer on top of people why they sleep so they can’t move when they wake up and he just watches and laughs

Vision flying around the city letting little kids take selfies of themselves with the hammer because he loves the attention honestly

And everyone wants to know why, after all of this, the hammer still thinks Vision is worthy, but he is because HE IS VISION

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

Alistair going to Bryce Cousland’s gravestone to ask if he can marry his daughter

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