Why Can't The Inquisitor Swim?

Why can't the Inquisitor swim?

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Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

post apoc media is always banging on about the necessity of macho survival skills but frankly it’s the gardeners/farmers who know 150 preservation techniques for winter beets and who understand the art of good pH balance in compost who will survive on our non energy dependent farms while you all butcher each other with katanas in burnt out shopping centres

These Flower Lamps Bloom When People Stand Under Them

A local owl breeder is found crushed under a fallen piece of stage equipment on the opening night of Macbeth. Suspicion falls on the village choir, angry that a museum dedicated to an obscure local poet might threaten the village’s unbroken winning streak at the county honey fair.

A local rose hybrid creator is found exsanguinated on an heirloom variety rose bush. Suspicion falls on the village patron saint, angry that meddling ornithologists might threaten a legendary Anglo-Saxon treasure hoard.

The purpose of life is the investigation of the Sun, the Moon, and the heavens.

Anaxagoras (via fyp-philosophy)