Lmao Imagine Being Touch Starved *i Say Bawling My Fucking Eyes Out After Being CalledSuperstar*

lmao imagine being touch starved *i say bawling my fucking eyes out after being called ‘Superstar’*

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖

only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

i like this ask a lot! (it’s also my first one! 🤯🤯🤯)

1. i enjoy playing with my cat she’s goofy

2. playing video games, mostly pixel horror games

3. reading, getting lost in a good story is the best feeling ever

4. making people laugh, making others happy is one of my favorite things

5. exercising, it’s a good and healthy way to relive stress

thank you for the ask and anyone reading this have a good day <3

if i get followed by one more sex bot I’m losing it

my actual reaction to sexbots following me (it’s literally me, that’s me in the picture)