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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I did not sleep at all tonight and I am going feral!
Remember guys its not morally wrong if what youre stealing if shiny
i really just wanna be a goose and hiss at people and bite small children
i want to be reincarnated as a goose to bite small children
i have the sudden urge to put beans in peoples shoes
“i am going to commit arson, once i escape from these mortal chains, eeeeeeeeeee!” - Elmo
mentally, i am here
for my birthday i wish to become a fearless commie warrior and overthrow capitalism
at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence
i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest
I’m feeling very arson-y right now
stuff i did as a child
- ate dirt
- ate a four leaf clover so i would always be lucky
- made at least 1 blood oath
- ate wild blackberries and honeysuckle
- set things on fire
- ate all the marshmallows out of a giant box of lucky charms
- catch lizards
- rolled in mud
- ate a moss ball for a dollar
- study pokemon religiously
- ate a lot of weird shit for money
- threw worms at strangers
- run on all fours
that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage
after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit
hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die
actual conversation i had with my mom
mom: do you need any help wrapping your present?
me: yes every time i try to wrap a present-
mom: an angel gets its wings? :)
me: no, another person goes to hell
mom: >:O
I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.
I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again