Im Back From The Dead And Unfortunately Did Not Receive Head

I’m back from the dead and unfortunately did not receive head

hello everyone i hope all of you are ok right now with everything going on, i hope all of you stay safe and well i love you all (unless you’re right-wing in which case fuck you, pretty much anyone with a good soul! <3) if you need a place to just relax and forget everything for a bit scroll past my most recent posts and read those! i enjoy making people happy and i hope my posts can make you forget all the bad things in the world, even if just for a moment. please take care of yourselves i may not have met you but i love all you beautiful creatures and cryptids!!!!! i will be going back to my usual posts tomorrow but I’ll pin this one (if i can figure out how that is) anyways have a beautiful day/afternoon/evening/night 💖

I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!

accidentally drank sour milk today, honestly probably what i get for drinking straight from the carton, unfortunately this will not stop me from doing it again

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?