So Apparently Tumblr Ate My Original Post About This But:

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

People on twitter have talked about it before but please don’t listen to what random people online say about how to handle teargas, read what the CDC says about how to handle exposure

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

Some favourites from The Midnight Gospel, which features Caitlin Doughty from Ask A Mortician in one episode :)